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Dinner in the Sky

Would you eat dinner in an open air restaurant, with 21 of your closest friends, suspended from a crane at 160 feet above the ground?

Crane raising dinner in the sky

Interested? Before answering “Yes”, look at the Dinner in the Sky in action, and see if you detect anything missing:

Chefs eating at the dinner in the sky

Imagine 8 hours of eating and drinking, secured only by a seatbelt rigged dinner chair, with NO BATHROOM! For the $9,000+ rental cost, I’d at least expect a port-a-potty … watch out below!

There’s not even a pesky floor to ruin your view (or your aim after a few drinks):

Looking down from the dinner in the sky

On the plus side, Belgium-based Dinner in the Sky will drive their invention to almost any accessible destination (sorry fellow Americans, our only option is to buy the contraption, no rentals available stateside). The mobility of the venue opens up some fantastic viewing opportunities, like at this Formula One race:

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Considering some box seats can run $1,000 apiece at high profile events, this could be a bargain for those with the money (and the bladder control).

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What do you get when you mix 10 packets of McDonalds ketchup, 1 order of fries, and a skilled painter? Throw in some really annoying catchy music, and you get this:

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Fresh Fruit at Amazon.com?

Did you know that you can buy fruit (and other food) from Amazon.com? I’m sure the fruit tastes great, but after reading a few customer reviews I was laughing too hard to consider buying anything. Here are a few of my favorites, directly from Amazon:

Chiquita Bananas:

BananasThese are good for eating, but they are VERY UNSUITABLE FOR SURGICAL PROCEDURES. It seems as if they just can’t hold a sharp enough edge to incise human skin.

No plot, terrible cover … I can’t see how stuff like this gets published. (in a reply: I don’t know…I found it quite a-PEEL-ing!)

I should note that while banana skins are not addictive, there is some chance of experiencing mild withdrawal symptoms after prolonged heavy use (muscle aches, chills, etc). Certainly not anything in the realm of heroin or morphine withdrawal though.

Ring Ring Ring Ring goes the Banana phone – i like to wear the peel as a hat.

California Green Seedless Grapes:

GrapesUnlike the banana, the california green seedless grape fits perfectly into one’s nostril. I only give this item four stars, however, because it’s difficult to retain its original shape and texture AND remove it from said nostril.

California’s ‘Green Seedless Grapes, 1 lbs’ lacks the lyrical punch of their first album (‘Avocados, 1 Each’)

I once tried to reverse engineer grapes by soaking raisins in water for 6 months … Don’t make the mistake I did and think that you can play God with grapes.

Someone said that these would make excellent broomball shoes, which are very hard to find and expensive. They were wrong!

Fresh Vine Ripe Tomatoes:

TomatoesRipoff – I thought my Fresh Vine Ripe Tomatoes would come whole. Instead, as you can see from the graphic, I received five whole tomatoes and one that had already been cut in half.

Not Very Deadly – Despite being a member of the Solanaceae or often-deadly nightshade family (native to the Americas), I find tomatoes to be relatively friendly.

As a side note, tomato put the “T” in BLT.

Fresh Spanish Onions

OnionAir Freshener – This is best used when chopped into little pieces and spread copiously throughout the house. It leaves a lovely aroma that will have your guests talking!

Boycott these onions! They are taking away all the jobs from perfectly good white onions!

Two weeks ago I saw these onions out behind the Denny’s on 81st. They were speaking perfect English. Not a hint of a Spanish accent. Then just yesterday I was at a rendition of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof and I saw one of them pretending to be German. It’s all a SHAM!!! These are simple American onions trying to be pretentious and pass themselves off as something exotic. Don’t believe the hype!

You can read hundreds of other reviews on each fruit’s page (Bananas, Onions, Tomatoes, and Grapes). Many of the other fresh products on Amazon also have interesting reviews. If I missed any great ones, let me know in a comment!

I’ll give $379 to anyone who can finish this burger:

World's Largest Burger

Up for the challenge? I’ll even let a friend help, although don’t expect a windfall from my offer … the burger alone costs $379 (part of which goes to charity)! Plus, you’ll need plenty of extra drinks to wash down the 80-pound beef patty, 30-pound bun, 12 tomatoes, 160 slices of cheese, and 4 pounds of lettuce, ketchup, mustard and mayo.

For a real challenge that is at least theoretically possible to complete, try Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub YE’OLDE 96er. Only a couple people have ever finished the 11 pound burger in the alotted 3 hours … the first being this 115 pound teenager (Kate Stelnick from Princeton, New Jersey):

Kate Stelnick Burger

Nice … looks like Denny’s is only about an hour from my house … time to start training.

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