And you all are heartless. Your favorite “A thing walks into a place” joke was:
So a baby seal walks into a clubâ€¦
Congratulations, Cheeseduck on your horrifying joke!
I don’t get it guys…
In second place was Pancake’s:
So a blind guy walks into a bookstore, picks up his guide dog by the hind legs, and begins swinging him around in circles. The store clerk runs up to him and shouts â€œWhat are you doing?!â€ The blind guy says â€œJust having a look around.â€
What is with you guys and animal abuse? But I’m glad you all enjoyed yourselves and submitted some new (and some old) favorites to share. Next time someone starts an old tired chestnut, you now have a newly loaded arsenal to try out.
So congrats, all you w00t voters, and no hard feelings, all you other-word voters. I’d have voted w00t myself if it was five years ago.
But hey. I know I’ve been gone for a long time. But the worst of my finals is over. I will need to pull no more all-nighters and then all-dayers and then write essays. I’ll probably need a few hundred hours of recuperation-sleep, but I’ll be back here and posting.
To make up for my absence to you all, here is something to make you happy.
Rather than put up a poll, I’m going to travel the road more biased and just pick my favorite captioner from the weekend’s caption contest. As a reminder, here’s the picture I challenged all you SNTC readers to caption hilariously:
The winner is…..
LindaF: “â€œThe better to eat me wit.., hahaha CUT! hahahaha, sorry Iâ€™ll get the line right this time Little Red, promiseâ€”
Congrats! I personally have a soft spot in my heart for blooper jokes.
Thom: “While known for their superior guarding skills, German Shepards are notoriously bad joke tellers, often ruining the set-up by laughing through the punchline.”
And, winner of the I have no clue what this one was supposed to mean, award:
Diogenes: â€œHeil Hitler!â€ â€¦.. no no waitâ€¦ â€œWhats that joke about dead babies in a blender?â€â€¦..wait wait, I got it, here yah go.., the headline reads, â€œInnocence Touched By The Paw Of The Devil Dog. Struck Dumb/ Hypnotized By Unknown Forcesâ€ Hahahaha. Sickos abound. yes we laughâ€¦ but really here it is. Here is mine,,for true..and it reads, â€œBeautiful Photo Captured and subjected to unfunny captions by random dummiesâ€
I…I think this was trying to make a point…had a real message, maybe, to share…but I can’t quite figure it out. So, thanks for that inspirational head-scratching moment, Diogenes!