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Adventures in Gravity

I know how you’re feeling. You’ve opened SNTC in your browser and you’re staring at the screen, the sting of betrayal hot on your mind. You see a new post from Karen and you think, what is this. What could she possibly say? How long has SNTC stood empty of comment, leaving your poor readers alone and lonely? Too long, you say. I owe you something now. You deserve karmic revenge.


I google image searched “karmic revenge” and was given this picture

Well, you got it. In penance, I’ve thrown myself down some stairs for you. Except replace “thrown myself” with “tripped and fell” and “for you” with “for no reason” and tag “I broke both my feet and my pelvis cracked in half” at the end.

pelvis
My pelvis.

So for the past month I’ve been too busy having plates screwed to my bones, downing pain meds, getting about a hundred thousand foot surgeries, wheeling around in a chair, and feeling like a moron to actually get online and be productive.

Nowadays I have nothing but free time, so you should see more soon.

sincerely,

Karen

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5 Responses to “Adventures in Gravity”

  1. on 06 Nov 2010 at 3:56 pm Scott

    Can you post an x-ray of your feet or pelvis? I guess, in the end, you’ve said “yes” to crack (your bones). Ha ha, I amuse myself! But, I do sincerely wish you a speedy and total recovery!

  2. on 06 Nov 2010 at 4:48 pm Karen

    I can once I get them. I was too cowardly to look at them so I didn’t get a chance to get copies during my hospital stay. Going back for a checkup soon, though, so I’ll see what I can do. Thanks for the well-wishes!

  3. on 07 Nov 2010 at 3:22 am Rebekah

    Oh No! I hope you get better soon.

  4. on 08 Nov 2010 at 6:54 pm Michael

    Oh no… I have missed SNTC, but always stop to read the postings as they arrive. Please get better!

  5. on 08 Dec 2010 at 1:12 pm Kevin

    Wow painful. Nice to meet ‘say no to crack’. As a super hero do you have an anti (auntie) hero ‘say yes to seizure’? Hope you get well and can soon kick the crack out of someone. I’ll follow your blog at a safe distance… as you are a super duper hero. Cheers

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