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Gun-slinging Granny

I personally love stories about old people being super. It’s just a comfort to know that no matter how old you get, you can still be rock on awesome. Like that 72-year-old guy who beat up his knife-wielding attacker in June. Best quote of the article:

McCalium threw the knife towards Mr Corti but the former Royal Engineer dodged the blade and then punched him.

Or the 78-year-old bank teller who put on her angry voice to kick a bank robber out of the building.

But I’ve never heard a story quite as amazing as this.

A family sits in a hotel room, enjoying their evening, when an armed man bursts in and demands all their money. The thief shoves his gun in their faces and the younger members of the family begin to obey, when the grandmother pulls out a gun and – no crap – shoots him dead.

Why don't you ever wriiiiiiiiiite??

Why don't you ever wriiiiiiiiiite??

This must have been the biggest surprise (at the very least it was the last surprise) of the bad guy’s life. He thought he had it in the bag, the door was literally open for him. “Everybody knows what the game is here,” he said, the smugness in his voice probably tangible. “I want your money and I want your jewelry…”

So next time your grandmother offers you a butterscotch candy, accept it and be glad it’s not a bullet. And please remember to always, always respect your elders. They might just kick your butt.

4 Responses to “Gun-slinging Granny”

  1. on 24 Oct 2009 at 4:17 pm Srinu

    Sorry friend I Don’t Have Grandmother..! that man was amazing ..!

  2. You have to watch those grannies…they’ll run you over with their Hoverounds!

  3. on 04 Nov 2009 at 8:29 am tratamiento eyaculacion

    Haha must have been a surprising turn for the thieves.

  4. on 18 Nov 2009 at 7:58 pm Morten Bergfall

    hehe, sums up my experience with grand-mothers, they are total bad-asses, though mostly they have to just be it, and not bring it 😉

    Wonder where grandpa was…oh, no I don’t…the picture is not complete without that special grumpy ultra sigh, only seen performed by grand-fathers (at least the grumpy ultra one…;-)

    nice read!

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