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She lives!

…just barely. Sorry, guys, I’ve been out with a nasty flu-turned-fever-turned-sore thoat-turned-cold-turned-cough. But I’ve been thinking of you, and until I’m able to function like a human again, I thought I’d give you this.

It’s a present.

Actually, it’s me, asking you guys to do me a huge favor. I’m on all kinds of medicine right now; is this for real? Is Chuck Norris honest to goodness planning to run as President of Texas?

Somehow I want to believe this is a Nyquil dream; a silly hallucination that my feverish brain has cooked up after too much time on the internet. Chuck Norris for President?

President of Texas? When Texas secedes? I must be inventing this. The product of a fevered mind, right guys? Right? I mean, surely no has-been actor from that one TV show would be so hard up for attention he’d start making claims to run for non-existent political positions and broadcasting more uncertainty in uncertain times, right? That’s just silly.

I’m going back to bed.

7 Responses to “She lives!”

  1. on 13 Mar 2009 at 11:20 am Heather

    Was he… erm.. being sarcastic?

  2. on 13 Mar 2009 at 12:32 pm Karen

    Oh good you see it too.

  3. on 13 Mar 2009 at 10:53 pm Lindsey

    Well, Texas IS a “whole other country.”

  4. on 16 Mar 2009 at 8:12 pm Michael

    Wow. Where was Walker, um Chuck, when this kid was having unprotected sex? Couldn’t he have warned him what would happen?

  5. on 22 Mar 2009 at 2:58 pm MG

    These clips are hilarious! Karen-from what I have heard, he would like to see secession of Texas from the US. Because there are such like-minded people in Texas. Hmmmmmm.

  6. on 24 Mar 2009 at 11:47 pm anyup

    see you !! how are you ?

  7. on 01 Jun 2009 at 9:04 am satrine

    actually, i recently saw a section in the “rolling stones magazine” timeline-type-thingie that said that it may just do that. they may have been joking, though…

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