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His own. This man decided to make history in the most depressing way he could.

He sat in front of his television for 72 hours. 72. That’s a long time. That’s three solid days.

Not what this guy was doing

But that’s not the kicker! The kicker isn’t that a man decided to enter the book of world records by sitting on his rear end – no. That would be a motivational story, a triumph, at the very least an interesting story.

Not what this guy was doing.

No. This man already held this record. There was no reason for him to sit again in front of a screen for days and nights on end again. He was already there.

Not this guy

what moves a person to say, I watch so much tv I’m in a book for it. Let’s see if I can watch even more tv.

You know what? I’m going outside.

4 Responses to “Man Breaks World’s Most Pathetic Record”

  1. on 11 Feb 2009 at 1:45 pm Grant Miller, Esq.

    Some records were made to be listened to.

  2. on 11 Feb 2009 at 5:04 pm I am so wise

    When I was down at Lackland AFB, I saw a lot of sunsets, sunrises, and did a lot of walking around nature. You know what I learned? Nature is more repetitive and less interesting than the most inspid of TV shows.

    Go play outside if you like, but realize that for many it sucks.

  3. on 22 Mar 2009 at 10:44 pm uunwssn

    That’s greats !!!

  4. on 24 Mar 2009 at 9:35 pm uunwssn

    I like extreme and excite activity. your trip are interesting. I like that.

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