Good people of Say No To Crack, I give you the image that was presented as a challenge to those brave enough to caption it:

It is shaping up to be a most wonderful competition. Now comes the time for voting! Here are your caption contestants:

1. By Alex: “Smeli Yuan and partner Yas Pais goes for gold in the newest Olympic water event, Doubles Gas Passing.”

2. By NC: Contestant 1:
*Waves hand frantically*
“JUDGE.! SHE BIT ME.!”

Contestant 2:
*Rises from under the water*
“Ah…. Fresh meat….”

3. By Virginia: “I refuse to work with this idiot!”

4. By Michel: “super! ”

5. By Biz: “The next poster child for bipolar disorder.”

6. By Bunk Strutts: “MO-OM! SHE’S DOING IT AGAIN!”

7. By Jeff: “And thus, the Chinese won the race to genetically modify their people so that they may fly.”

8. By MG: “Oh my God! Who just pooped in the pool!?”

9. By Res: “I choose you chinese-synchronized-swimmer-chu!!”

10. By Madbong23: “Try captioning this pic!”, said the Dolphin Sisters

11. By Phil: “Leave my territory, or I will release my fanatical one-legged flying sister of Death!”

12. By Ike: “The Chinese Olympic Committee had serious explaining to do, once the team was discovered trying to replace graceful, actual athlete Mao Tai (pictured above) with a different girl who has a prettier face.”

13. By Pixelgun: “The nose plugs are malfunctioning! Open your mouth or your face will implode!”

14. By Danny Thornton: “True Blood”

Here are your contestants! To vote for your favorite, post their number in the comments below!

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