My well-thought-out and timely update will have to wait – I need answers today. I need answers now.
I’m sure you’re all familiar with the PC versus MAC ads that won’t shut up no matter how hard we wish. Well, Microsoft has answered…
What is this? It’s…well, it’s Bill Gates. And…Jerry Seinfeld being remarkably un-funny. Outstandingly lame cake and planet jokes and no mention whatsoever of any actual microsoft computer technology.
And what’s with the look they give each other after Gates says, “Leather.” It’s like a code. I feel like I’ve just watched a front. Like, somewhere in the world, some super secret spy sees Gates and Seinfeld in this commercial and slowly nods his head, picking up the phone.
“Yes, I saw it.” he says. “At last. Thank you. The invasion may now begin.”
Or, alternatively, Microsoft is introducing a line of cakeputers. Either way, I am mystified.