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A most satisfying snack.

And healthy, too!

Remember how awesome Star Wars were? I mean, the originals. Sure, the new ones were pretty cool in terms of special effects mostly, but on the whole they just lacked that spark, that imagination, that wonderful sense of adventure that has created a race of fans the likes of which the world may never see again. No, the new trilogy doesn’t have the same inspiration. Instead, is has this guy.

Now, unless you’re five or five-ish, you probably find Jar-Jar to be one of the most annoying creatures ever put on screen (I won’t count M. Night). So we should all give a hearty thanks to this guy, for having provided us with a new and interesting way to actually enjoy Jar-Jar Binks.

In a salad!

I’ve never seen such amazing veggie-carving skills, so hats off. I hope when you make your own little alien salad, you enjoy cutting his big sappy face apart as much as I enjoy imagining it.

4 Responses to “A most satisfying snack.”

  1. on 06 Sep 2008 at 12:18 pm Danny Thornton

    I sense a dislike for the Binkster????

  2. on 08 Sep 2008 at 9:33 pm Bunk Strutts

    Regarding “one of the most annoying creatures ever put on screen,” Jar-Jar is second only to Michael Moore (who is tied for first place with Rosie O’Donnell). =)

  3. on 09 Sep 2008 at 10:52 pm Clay Atlas

    Michael Moore more annoying than Jar-Jar? Disagree. At least Moore is educational. I’d be willing to guess that Bunk Strutts is a Repub. Anywho, those veggie carving skills are impressive, but if my food looked like that, I would be creeped out for sure.

  4. on 11 Sep 2008 at 1:23 am MG

    Jar Jar is way more annoying than Michael Moore!

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