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So I had something in mind to post today, but it must be postponed for this.

Essentially, a young woman feels a vibrating sensation under her clothes all day but ignores it as her cell phone. After about five hours though, she has a look and discovers a tiny sleeping bat nestled in her bosom.

Awww, why wouldn’t you want one of those cuddling you in close quarters? I mean, besides the rabies and them being flying rats oh heavens oh no.

The bat was gently removed and set free, and I am completely confused. I mean, I can understand the movement being confusing. It’s not one’s first instinct to conclude an animal must be crawling around in one’s clothes – cell phone seemed a pretty rational reasoning there. But…bats are mammals, right? They produce heat? How do you not notice a tiny little heater in your clothes?

But however it happened, this might be one of the first bats to reach second base.

Aaaaaannnnd good night.

4 Responses to “Danananananananana – BAT BRA!”

  1. on 09 Jul 2008 at 7:47 pm Tigerblade

    And she apparently is used to having her cell phone in her bra. Which strikes me as an odd place to keep it, but whatever.

  2. on 09 Jul 2008 at 11:32 pm Alice Gold

    We must read the same RSS feed. I just read this story this morning too and included it in my post for early tomorrow morning…I just wanted to make sure you know that I didn’t steal the story. I am not that kind of blogger. I always give links where they are do. In fact I might link you, just to be on the safe side.

  3. on 11 Jul 2008 at 6:04 am J.

    Somebody explain to me one thing: how in the world somebody puts a bra on without noticing there was an animal there? I mean, how big can this girl’s bra be anyway?

  4. on 27 Jul 2008 at 9:02 pm Krish

    No, no, no. NO girl I know would ever go all day without answering her cellphone!

    You know it’s true…and it would be the same if it was a guy, too. Well, except for the bra part…for most guys…

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