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Happy Belated 4th

Hey, American readers: happy belated Independence Day. I’ve been gone all this time on vacation to a land without internet, and so I’m sorry for the dead air around here.

I’m still recuperating from the trip and car troubles, but in case any of you have some leftover fireworks and a lazy friend, here’s an idea for how to use them most efficiently:

A firework alarm clock. I think I could sleep through that.

By the way, don’t actually try that.

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