Comments on: Pick Your Winner!

By: Scented Soy Candles

Scented Soy Candles — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 23:28:53 +0000

I will go with #9 and #14

By: Scented

Scented — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 20:35:59 +0000

A guy walks into a night club that’s playing extremely loud dance music. He immediately finds an attractive girl and says, “Can I ask you to dance?”

She says, “No way! I don’t even like this song, and if I did, I still wouldn’t dance with a toad like you!”

To which the guy replies, “I don’t think you heard me correctly, I said ‘You look fat in those pants’.”

By: Scented

Scented — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 20:13:12 +0000

A kid walks into the kitchen and sits down at the breakfast table next to his younger brother. His mom asks him what he would like for breakfast.

He replies, “I want some f@#*ing waffles!”

His mother and father, both shocked and enraged by this affront, begin to smack him and rain down blows upon his head with various small appliances as punishment.

Finally, the mother composes herself, turns to the younger brother and asks him what he wants for breakfast. To which he replies, “I’m not sure. But I know I don’t want the f@#*ing waffles!”

By: New

New — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 20:04:07 +0000

A lady holding a baby walks into a bus and, as she’s paying the fare, the busdriver says, “Holy crap! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”

The lady, dumbstruck and furious, doesn’t respond. She just walks to the back and takes a seat.

Then she turns to the guy next to her and says, “The bus driver just insulted me.”

The man replies, “There’s absolutely no call for that. You should go up there and tell him off right now. Here, I’ll hold your monkey.”

By: Alice Gold

Alice Gold — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:11:56 +0000

I am loving this..I think I shall link.

By: MG

MG — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:58:47 +0000

I really like #8. Its simple, and funny. Like a Steven Wrightish kind of joke! 10 is kinda funny too.

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:58:23 +0000

By the way, I like 7 and 12.

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:57:32 +0000

to follow up on this one…

12. Mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The bartender says “we don’t serve your kind.”

“Why not, I’m a fun guy?”

NEW JOKE

Why’d the fun guy leave the party??? There wasn’t mushroom.

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:12:33 +0000

By: Nikki

Nikki — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:34:03 +0000

7, 9, and 14