As a reminder, here is the photo we’ll be captioning…

And here are the first 18 captions to be submitted. I think the poll we used last time was far too cluttered, so I’m going back to assigning each caption a number. Vote for your favorite by posting its number in the comments! Happy voting (and no cheating, please).

1. “I smell bacon…” - AmyOops
2. “Are you deaf?! I don’t wanna catch the darn frisbee anymore!” - Pixie
3. “I AM….SICK…OF THIS…&%&#….FRISBEE SH*@!” - Tom
4. “Can you hear me now?” - Andy
5. “Despite her bad taste in fashion as well as the harrasment from various animal lover groups, Ethel enjoyed her new ear rings.” - Hugo Sparrow
6. “It was only AFTER Lasik surgery that Mary realized she had a levitating dog stuck to her face for the past 30 years.” - Schnitzelboi
7. “And one day, Sparky decided that running after endless amounts of frisbees was not worth any amount of milkbones.” - Jeff
8. “After one critique too many, Daisy shows the trainer her new and improved straddle leap.” - Faith
9. “Later, Maria realized the folly of wearing the dog treat necklace.” - Heather
10. “HEADLINE: ‘Dog Trains Woman to ‘Sit’ On Command’ ” - Tom
11. “O why did i eat 10 boxes of mexacan jumping beans” - GOD
12. “After an unnerving end to her real bone earrings, woman decides to shop more ethically in the future.” - Sha
13. “Famous back in the good old 90’s, dangly kibble earrings went out of fashion after several tragic incidents.” - Jefftexas
14. “Today was not the right day to wear Ode de Cat.” - Finicky Penguin
15. “Listen…Do you want to know a secret….Do you promise not to tell…” - madbong23
16. “Fluffy didn’t wanna grow up to catch Frisbees. Fluffy wanted to grow up to be a crocodile…” - jake
17. “I SAID…..HAVE YOU CHANGED THE BATTERIES IN YOUR HEARING AID LATELY ?!?!?!?” - Andy
18. “Finals Approach: an interpretive dance by dog and trainer.” - Karen

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Vote away, fair readers! And good job captioneers, these are some of the best I’ve ever seen.

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