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Pick your favorite!

As a reminder, here is the photo we’ll be captioning…
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And here are the first 18 captions to be submitted. I think the poll we used last time was far too cluttered, so I’m going back to assigning each caption a number. Vote for your favorite by posting its number in the comments! Happy voting (and no cheating, please).

  1. “I smell bacon…” – AmyOops
  2. “Are you deaf?! I don’t wanna catch the darn frisbee anymore!” – Pixie
  3. “I AM….SICK…OF THIS…&%&#….FRISBEE SH*@!” – Tom
  4. “Can you hear me now?” – Andy
  5. “Despite her bad taste in fashion as well as the harrasment from various animal lover groups, Ethel enjoyed her new ear rings.” – Hugo Sparrow
  6. “It was only AFTER Lasik surgery that Mary realized she had a levitating dog stuck to her face for the past 30 years.” – Schnitzelboi
  7. “And one day, Sparky decided that running after endless amounts of frisbees was not worth any amount of milkbones.” – Jeff
  8. “After one critique too many, Daisy shows the trainer her new and improved straddle leap.” – Faith
  9. “Later, Maria realized the folly of wearing the dog treat necklace.” – Heather
  10. “HEADLINE: ‘Dog Trains Woman to ‘Sit’ On Command’ ” – Tom
  11. “O why did i eat 10 boxes of mexacan jumping beans” – GOD
  12. “After an unnerving end to her real bone earrings, woman decides to shop more ethically in the future.” – Sha
  13. “Famous back in the good old 90’s, dangly kibble earrings went out of fashion after several tragic incidents.” – Jefftexas
  14. “Today was not the right day to wear Ode de Cat.” – Finicky Penguin
  15. “Listen…Do you want to know a secret….Do you promise not to tell…” – madbong23
  16. “Fluffy didn’t wanna grow up to catch Frisbees. Fluffy wanted to grow up to be a crocodile…” – jake
  17. “I SAID…..HAVE YOU CHANGED THE BATTERIES IN YOUR HEARING AID LATELY ?!?!?!?” – Andy
  18. Finals Approach: an interpretive dance by dog and trainer.” – Karen

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Vote away, fair readers! And good job captioneers, these are some of the best I’ve ever seen.

19 Responses to “Pick your favorite!”

  1. on 30 Apr 2008 at 3:18 pm m0le

    6 all the way

  2. on 30 Apr 2008 at 3:44 pm MsMax

    10

  3. on 30 Apr 2008 at 3:53 pm Drew

    10

  4. on 30 Apr 2008 at 4:07 pm Pixie

    Love #4!

  5. on 30 Apr 2008 at 4:08 pm Pixie

    BTW, your numbers up above double up…You have 1 thru 0 then 1 thru 8 by accident. It was correct in your email post…

  6. on 30 Apr 2008 at 5:35 pm Kelly

    10 “HEADLINE: ‘Dog Trains Woman to ‘Sit’ On Command’ ” – Tom

  7. on 30 Apr 2008 at 6:06 pm Meaghan

    10

  8. on 30 Apr 2008 at 6:43 pm Finicky Penguin

    14! I wonder what handsome guy made that one up.

  9. on 30 Apr 2008 at 9:46 pm AproposofNothing

    Sorry I missed the caption contest! Here’s a write in:

    “I’ll have to rethink the Citrus-Bacon Acne Wash idea”

  10. on 01 May 2008 at 9:06 am KoXa

    4, and 14 for runner up

  11. on 01 May 2008 at 2:14 pm Heather

    9. I assume we can vote for our own : )

  12. on 01 May 2008 at 5:14 pm Jefftexas

    9!

  13. on 01 May 2008 at 9:15 pm GOD

    #7 is the best

  14. on 02 May 2008 at 12:33 am Schnitzelboi

    6!

  15. on 02 May 2008 at 1:34 am RosebudDLS

    7

  16. on 02 May 2008 at 3:41 am CJ Cregg

    #10

  17. on 02 May 2008 at 3:24 pm RogerDodger

    10

  18. on 02 May 2008 at 11:58 pm Pete Aldin

    7

  19. on 28 Feb 2009 at 7:21 am Mr_Freak

    “IM MUNNA EAT CHOO!”

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