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I’m not exactly sure what kind of savings account this woman thought she had, but it turns out that banks specialize in money, not illegal, addictive drugs.

Apparently a woman went to make a deposit in an ATM and submitted an envelope of money, as well as a bag of meth.

not money
How many groceries will this buy you? Zero groceries. How many jail time? Several.

I think right around the time a person starts to hold their drug so dear that they imagine it as useful as money…it’s the perfect time to get help immediately. Luckily, the bank received the drug, realized it was not legal tender, and alerted the police who then arrested the woman.

This is exactly why it’s so important to double-check your deposits before making them. Turns out meth in your account won’t show up when you swipe your card.

On a serious note: don’t do meth.

8 Responses to “I’m Sorry, We Don’t Accept Meth Here.”

  1. on 14 Feb 2008 at 3:57 am Andy

    Seriously, kids…..meth is tied with heroin for the worst possible drug you could do…….stay away from it !!!!

  2. on 14 Feb 2008 at 7:51 am Timmy Taylor

    And the girl was only 18?!

    My mom gave me two snippets of advice when I was a little kiddie:

    Don’t Do Drugs!

    Keep track of yo’ crack
    and keep the 5 0 off yo’ Back!

  3. on 14 Feb 2008 at 4:50 pm GOD

    wow she proby was high on somthin
    but rely dont do drugs

  4. on 15 Feb 2008 at 8:40 am Qelqoth

    Best. ATM. Ever.

  5. on 15 Feb 2008 at 1:57 pm moooooog35

    I’ve made worst mistakes at the bank.

    It was a sperm bank but, hey, a deposit is a deposit.

    I believe that the janitor there is cursing me to this very day.

  6. on 16 Feb 2008 at 10:33 am colkorn1982

    Um, yeah Meth is about right up there with Crack & Heroin. It’s extremely addictive & YES KIDS STAY AWAY! Everyone should though, not just the kids. If the above example doesn’t illustrate well enough for you what drugs do to your brain, then I don’t know what will.Later people.

  7. on 06 Mar 2008 at 1:59 pm gamrgirl

    wow. i mean srsly.wow.

  8. on 09 Mar 2009 at 12:49 pm nicole richie

    i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee my meth

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