So apparently some people have enough spare time on their hands in groups that they actually write songs and sing them.
To squawk-boxes. At drivethrus. I’m a fan of fast food and a fan of music, and have always wanted a soundtrack to my life. But I don’t think I’ve taken any of these interests to the extreme the next five people have. Here are the top 5 drivethru singers I’ve ever seen.
#5 Taco Bell [Song]
This one gets an A for Affort, and believe it or not, it’s better than some vids I had to sift though, poor quality and all.
#4 Taco Bell Rap
Not bad, but not good enough to beat the professionals (from the radio show Free Beer and Hot Wings)
#3 Yo Gabba Gabba
They’re always having that guy do horrible things.
#2 McDonald’s Rap (they call it a “freestyle” but it seems rehearsed to me…)
Mad rhymez, y’all. But it couldn’t quite reach #1, reserved for the (possibly most internet famous)…
#1 McDonald’s Melody (ba-da-ba-ba-ba)
Just imagine if all these people used their creative energy to do something productive!