Vote for your favorite!
January 21st, 2008 by Karen
Alrighty, here are the captions you submitted for our caption contest! To vote for your favorite, just post your favorite’s number in a comment! If you submitted more than one, btw, I picked the first one you submitted, to give everyone a fair chance.
1. By Vat:
Hmm…I wonder what would happen if I pushed that lever…
*pushes lever*
WHHOOOAAAAA DUDE!!1 WTF!!
GET ME DOWN YOU IDIOTTT!!
*pulls lever*
(loud thud)
2. By GOD:
DANG it i told you to stop messing with the gravity
3. By sarah:
It’s fun to stay at the “Y-M-C-A”!!
4. By xensen:
NOW do you understand the Wheel of Dharma?
5. By a Funny Dud
“Does it look like a penis from that angle?”
6. By Gymnanin:
Dude, I told you that holding on to a pole when it was 10 degrees outside was a bad idea.
I didn’t know my hand would actually stick!
(It’s a very sunny 10 degrees outside…)
(and they have heating inside, or a very high tolerance to cold…)
7. By imnoteos
So, that is what that lever does.
8. By Itara
I think there is a glitch in the matrix Neo
9. By Cay:
*CRASH* I told you we’d need a bigger stick for pole vaulting
10. By Ryan:
And that, my fellow scientists, is how the anti-gravity stick works.
11. By Qelqoth:
ur anti-gravity stick…i can has it?
12. By Mac:
I CAN HAS NECK BRACE?
13. By brighteststarr:
wow dude ,I really didnt know how hard these cartwheels are in a damn dress !
14. By Finicky Penguin:
George decides that Judo isn’t for him.
15. By CheeseDuck:
IM A NINJA!
16. By Hottdog:
“Dude! I told you they were MY fries!!”
17. By DaMehMan:
Man on right: Dude, the antigravity stick isn’t working for me man, I’m holdin’ on to it and everything!
Man on left: It’s the hair man, it’s gotta be longer to reduce the polarity between the Earth’s magnetic field and your own!
Man on right: Dude… wait what?
18. By Richard:
I told you, Don’t push that lever!
19. By bobandbill:
Student: Master, why do you insist that I have to train with me eyes closed?
Master: When you are as good as me, you will not require the use of your eyes to defend yourself.
Student: What if you were attacked with a stick?
Master: Try and see…
20. By Schnitzelboi
FAIL.
21. By Faith
Come on, stop trying to hit me and … whoa, dude you really suck at this.
22. By Andy:
I avoid you.
- God
23. By madbong23:
I promise I’ll never touch your noodles again Master!!
24. By Nascar:
“Norm, I can’t believe this but it looks like the stick has the up hand now that one guy just got taken out.”
25. By Belarius:
CAUTION
Floor Slippery When Wet
26. By JJJJJJJackkkkkkk:
Martial Artist A:”I call it: The Way of Grabbing A Wooden Sword While Doing A Cartwheel”
-jumps-
-kicks sensei in chin-
Sensei:”More like: The Way of-OWW…”
-thud-
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And there you have it! As a reminder, here’s the image being captioned:

Aaannnndd….vote!



20.
25
14!
14. x3
12. LOLninjas are way overdue.
# 8 is great
14, all the way.
I really wish I’d seen this before and gotten in with a caption. I might have been able to win it with this one:
“Yumi Fujikawa put up a brave fight, but having recently had his legs replaced with wooden broomsticks, he was never going to be a match for the fully enlegged Fuji Yukimawa”
Instead, I’ll vote for 20.
11
5 LOL
I like #13. Very Funny!
p) none of the above
11
14
14
21. Man, I MADE one and the rest still look funnier.
Are those braids I see on the person being thrown? I woulda written something involving Swiss Miss.
I vote #23. Because noodles are funny anyway.
14
5
11
Voting is closed. Thanks for participating.