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Caption Contest!

January 17th, 2008 by Karen

Whee I love these things. Hopefully you have fun with this one:

whee

You know the rules, if not, here they are:

Post your caption suggestion in the comments below.
I’ll post them in a couple days.
You vote on your favorite.
I announce the winner a few days after that.

Good luck and happy captioning!

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33 Responses to “Caption Contest!”

on 17 Jan 2008 at 4:42 pm vat

Hmm..

I wonder what would happen if I pushed that lever..

*pushes lever*

WHHOOOAAAAA DUDE!!1 WTF!!
GET ME DOWN YOU IDIOTTT!!

*pulls lever*

(loud thud)
on 17 Jan 2008 at 5:22 pm Freelance Cynic

Extreme Ironing 2.0
on 17 Jan 2008 at 10:13 pm GOD

1 DANG it i told you to stop messing with the gravity

2 as jimmy relized that he was not destion to be a clown

3 i see lundin i see france i see your under pants

ps you can pic you the best one(i like all of them =p)
on 17 Jan 2008 at 10:15 pm sarah

It’s fun to stay at the “Y-M-C-A”!!
on 17 Jan 2008 at 10:55 pm xensen

NOW do you understand the Wheel of Dharma?
on 17 Jan 2008 at 10:59 pm A Funny Dud

“Does it look like a penis from that angle?”
on 17 Jan 2008 at 11:10 pm Gymnanin

Dude, I told you that holding on to a pole when it was 10 degrees outside was a bad idea.

I didn’t know my hand would actually stick!

(It’s a very sunny 10 degrees outside…)
(and they have heating inside, or a very high tolerance to cold…)
on 17 Jan 2008 at 11:11 pm imnoteos

So, that is what that lever does.
on 17 Jan 2008 at 11:37 pm Itara

I think there is a glitch in the matrix Neo
on 18 Jan 2008 at 8:01 am Cay

*CRASH* I told you we’d need a bigger stick for pole vaulting
on 18 Jan 2008 at 11:05 am Ryan

And that, my fellow scientists, is how the anti-gravity stick works.
on 18 Jan 2008 at 12:16 pm Qelqoth

ur anti-gravity stick…i can has it?
on 18 Jan 2008 at 2:53 pm Mac

I CAN HAS NECK BRACE?
on 18 Jan 2008 at 4:18 pm brighteststarr

wow dude ,I really didnt know how hard these cartwheels are in a damn dress !
on 19 Jan 2008 at 11:01 am Finicky Penguin

George decides that Judo isn’t for him.
on 19 Jan 2008 at 1:17 pm CheeseDuck

IM A NINJA!
on 19 Jan 2008 at 3:35 pm Hottdog

“Dude! I told you they were MY fries!!”
on 19 Jan 2008 at 3:36 pm Hottdog

or

“LOOK MA! I CANS STAND ON HEAD WITH MY BRAIDS!!”
on 19 Jan 2008 at 8:48 pm DaMehMan

Man on right: Dude, the antigravity stick isn’t working for me man, I’m holdin’ on to it and everything!

Man on left: It’s the hair man, it’s gotta be longer to reduce the polarity between the Earth’s magnetic field and your own!

Man on right: Dude… wait what?
on 20 Jan 2008 at 12:53 am Richard

I told you, Don’t push that lever!
on 20 Jan 2008 at 1:52 am bobandbill

Student: Master, why do you insist that I have to train with me eyes closed?
Master: When you are as good as me, you will not require the use of your eyes to defend yourself.
Student: What if you were attacked with a stick?
Master: Try and see…
on 20 Jan 2008 at 1:55 am Schnitzelboi

FAIL.
on 20 Jan 2008 at 1:55 am Schnitzelboi

You’re doing it wrong.
on 20 Jan 2008 at 1:57 am Schnitzelboi

The day Peter didn’t get laid
on 20 Jan 2008 at 1:58 am Schnitzelboi

HALP
on 20 Jan 2008 at 2:03 am Faith

Come on, stop trying to hit me and … whoa, dude you really suck at this.
on 20 Jan 2008 at 11:13 am Andy

I avoid you.

- God
on 20 Jan 2008 at 9:30 pm madbong23

I promise I’ll never touch your noodles again Master!!
on 20 Jan 2008 at 9:51 pm Nascar

“Norm, I can’t believe this but it looks like the stick has the up hand now that one guy just got taken out.”
on 21 Jan 2008 at 1:49 am Belarius

CAUTION

Floor Slippery When Wet
on 21 Jan 2008 at 7:34 pm JJJJJJJackkkkkkk

Martial Artist A:”I call it: The Way of Grabbing A Wooden Sword While Doing A Cartwheel”

-jumps-

-kicks sensei in chin-

Sensei:”More like: The Way of-OWW…”

-thud-
on 21 Jan 2008 at 8:54 pm Bunk

Mental illness can strike at any time, just like Chuck Norris.
on 27 Jan 2008 at 12:56 am numbsain

Your powers are week old ma-a-a-AAAAAAAAAAHHHN!!!

or

What did you do to my monkey’s penis!

or

Hold it ri-i-ight there! perfect! Uh! You moved!