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Man, you guys. People make some weeiiird stuff sometimes…but then, often times, a perfectly ordinary and useful product is invented, only to be given the must inexplicably terrible names. Like, I can only imagine how many guys shuddered and paused a moment before purchasing…

#5 The Nutbuster


Man oh man. It’s just an ordinary tool for nut adjustment. Sheesh, I’m not even going to take this one further.

#4 The Hand Shredder

ouch again

As you can see by the link, I could find no official selling-it website, because it’s Japanese. But, it’s out there. The Hand Shredder. Shredding hands, wherever it goes. This is a most terrifyingly named product. Unless you want…


Yeah I’m not posting a picture of that one. I’ll let you find disappointment all by yourself. This product is unfortunately named because it lead me to believe that I might finally have some kind of ruthless, deadly, cyborg arm attachment that could help me at last complete my quest for world domination (or at the very least, world intimidation). But no. It’s…scissors. That’s the biggest disappointment I’ve ever….Scissors, it’s just….I need a moment by myself now.

#2 Ayds

I’ve posted this before and I’ll post it again, because you can’t have a list of unfortunately named products without it. Not possible. However, this won’t snag the #1 spot because, as far as I know, it’s not sold anymore. Unlike our list topper:

#1 The Tiddy Bear

As far as I know, this is 100% legit, and not an SNL skit or anything. I won’t sully this further with jokes of my own, I know you’ve got it covered.

The Runners Up

Plopp candy. It just sounds…unappetizing.

A Sony Camera Case whose name would threaten this website’s status as clean humor. Seriously.

19 Responses to “Top 5 Most Unfortunately Named Products”

  1. on 02 Jan 2008 at 6:01 pm Claude

    Well…to be fair, Ayds the appetite suppressant predated AIDS the disease. But it’s funny nonetheless.

    I’d be curious to know why they never brought it back on the market under a completely different name.

    I have to admit it took a minute of staring before I got the camera case.

  2. on 02 Jan 2008 at 8:06 pm Lukie


  3. on 02 Jan 2008 at 10:14 pm Andy

    Karen. The Plopp hyperlink directs to the saynotocrack login page.
    I’d change that if I were you.

  4. on 02 Jan 2008 at 11:05 pm GOD


  5. on 03 Jan 2008 at 1:09 pm Jacques

    Okay, I love the bit about the tiddybear. Can’t wait to see the advert for the clittybear.

  6. on 03 Jan 2008 at 5:45 pm cPanel made easy

    The number 1 product is retarded. I can’t believe it’s a real product!!! It looks like a joke someone made. Arrrgh.

  7. on 04 Jan 2008 at 6:13 am jojo

    not too long ago Trekstor named one of their mp3-players
    “i.BEAT blaxx”

    very unfortunate XD

  8. on 05 Jan 2008 at 6:00 pm GOD


  9. on 06 Jan 2008 at 3:06 am Miss Cellania

    And for the BEST named product, the studfinder!

  10. on 07 Jan 2008 at 6:54 am matt

    The Tiddy Bear looks good, but I’m more of an Ace Bear man myself.

  11. on 07 Jan 2008 at 1:48 pm M.Sphinx

    Nads is pretty funny product name. Check out a review here:

  12. on 08 Jan 2008 at 11:44 pm Greatestdog

    My wife works at a preschool. For naptime, they require parents buy a particular bedsheet for the cots called a Kid-napper. I kid you not.

  13. on 10 Jan 2008 at 5:56 pm MC

    In 2006, I saw commercials for the Tiddy Bear on MSNBC… I swear it is totally real.

  14. on 11 Jan 2008 at 5:50 am Mar

    Spain is the only country in the world where the Mitsubishi Pajero has another name (Montero). Not surprising, considering “Pajero” is a slang word for “Masturbator” in Castillian Spanish.

  15. on 14 Jan 2008 at 3:47 pm ribex

    The Mitsubishi Montero is so named also in the Americas (excepting Brazil), not just in Spain. I checked this because I live in the US and have never heard of the Pajero, only the Montero.

  16. on 15 Jan 2008 at 6:33 am Philbert

    How aboutWalt Disney’s new Winnie the Pooh cook book for children?

    The Title “Cooking With Pooh”. Even the cover is a little off putting. Exactly what is Pooh stirring in that bowl

  17. on 21 Jan 2008 at 11:46 am Gunnar Andreassen

    Great stuff. Posting a link to this! :-)

  18. on 07 Jul 2009 at 6:24 pm Kirsten

    i dont get the camera case one. somebody clue me in…?

  19. on 30 Jan 2010 at 11:51 pm Madoo

    Why do they keep calling it a shoulder strap? It’s a seat belt!

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