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How Many Five-Year-Olds Could YOU Take out?

December 19th, 2007 by Karen

I think I ought to be more outraged that someone would make a site like this than I actually am.

I want to see who can take out the most. Answer honestly. Me?

I could take out 12.

I don’t think that’s too bad for someone of my stature. Comment your number, and I’ll mention the person who can take out the highest number of kindergarteners in my next post on Friday.

Go at it!*

*don’t actually take out any 5-year-olds.

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30 Responses to “How Many Five-Year-Olds Could YOU Take out?”

  1. on 19 Dec 2007 at 2:16 pm   Jora

    I’m about 58% proud and 42% embarrassed. 19.

  2. on 19 Dec 2007 at 3:55 pm   Heather

    I could take out 20 5-year-olds.

  3. on 19 Dec 2007 at 4:08 pm   Harry Roberts

    18, is that good? lol. It’s bad.

  4. on 19 Dec 2007 at 4:32 pm   Finicky Penguin

    15. I told someone else about it and they had 25.

  5. on 19 Dec 2007 at 4:36 pm   nc

    27

  6. on 19 Dec 2007 at 4:49 pm   CheeseDuck

    31… Im such a bad person.

  7. on 19 Dec 2007 at 7:07 pm   greentuna

    Woo…I can take out 20.

  8. on 19 Dec 2007 at 8:10 pm   Bunk

    Who dates 5 year olds? This is sick.

  9. on 19 Dec 2007 at 9:04 pm   Vexworth

    29. Spiffy.

  10. on 20 Dec 2007 at 1:07 am   John

    26

    http://superpunch.blogspot.com/2007/12/i-could-take-on-26-five-year-old-kids.html

  11. on 20 Dec 2007 at 1:15 am   Andy

    26.

  12. on 20 Dec 2007 at 1:18 am   Dan

    21. Not too bad, right?

  13. on 20 Dec 2007 at 1:44 am   Twinx

    21!

  14. on 20 Dec 2007 at 3:21 am   Marcy

    Wow, I thought I was doing good with 18.

  15. on 20 Dec 2007 at 11:04 am   Lukie

    I had fourteen. I thought that was high. I have worked with 5 year olds and I am telling you it would really only be about 2 at most 3.

  16. on 20 Dec 2007 at 11:38 am   Jennifer

    I could do 17.

    My boyfriend, however, could handle 25. I’m so impressed.

    :^)

  17. on 20 Dec 2007 at 1:22 pm   Dan

    I got 30 of the suckers ;)

    http://www.0ddness.co.uk/2007/12/tagged-random-quizzes.html

  18. on 20 Dec 2007 at 5:44 pm   lila

    haha i got 31

  19. on 20 Dec 2007 at 6:07 pm   Elizabeth

    22. but I have 5 sons, helped run my sons’ elementary school field days and once crammed 11 3rd graders into an E150 to get to a skating party so I figure I’m a bit experienced.

  20. on 20 Dec 2007 at 8:58 pm   Emily

    I’m a 5′1” skinny teenage girl and i could take out 18. SUCK IT!!

  21. on 20 Dec 2007 at 10:12 pm   Meaghan

    25. Wow I feel like a bad person. I don’t think I could ACTUALLY do it though 5 year olds can be intense

  22. on 21 Dec 2007 at 1:12 am   Brian

    25. I felt guilty until I saw that there are obviously people more wicked me. Now I’m just proud.

  23. on 21 Dec 2007 at 1:39 am   Bleach Anime

    I only got 17…. I guess I’m just a child lover :)

  24. on 21 Dec 2007 at 10:46 am   DoubleAC

    I got 28, but I’m with Lukie, it would be REALLY hard, those little bastards are vicious…

  25. on 21 Dec 2007 at 10:47 am   GOD

    lol i can take out 19

  26. on 21 Dec 2007 at 12:17 pm   Matty J

    Mine says I can take on 30. I hope that doesn’t make me too much of a jerk. Especially since I have 2 kids. Fun times…the kids beating part anyway.

  27. on 23 Dec 2007 at 12:30 am   Gymnanin

    24. w00t!

  28. on 24 Dec 2007 at 12:01 am   Faggot

    26

  29. on 07 Jan 2008 at 7:50 pm   JJJJJJJackkkkkkk

    The maximum appears to be 39, but I rated 31.
    I actually did fight a bunch of 5-6 year olds once, but in a playing sort of way. Then, I got 4 to give up before I did.

  30. on 19 Jul 2008 at 3:57 pm   Sosuke

    25, I highly doubt that I could take out that many |:

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