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The Most Annoying Toy

When Christmas shopping for the young people in your life, here are some things to consider before springing for some cool toy to stuff their stocking with.

1) Don’t buy it if it has several small, sharp parts. Test appropriateness by spilling parts on the floor and stepping on them without socks. Now imagine that feeling in the dead of night while you (or your relatives) stumble out of bed for a glass of water.

2) Don’t buy it if it dissolves in the child’s digestive tract into a date rape drug.

3) For the love of peace, don’t buy it if it’s this:

WHAT IS THAT? WHY WOULD SOMEONE MAKE THAT??

And, more importantly, where can I get one?

13 Responses to “The Most Annoying Toy”

  1. on 17 Dec 2007 at 10:17 am I blog about anything

    “And, more importantly, where can I get one?”
    I SO agree with that statement! That looks hilarious!

  2. on 17 Dec 2007 at 4:23 pm LN

    where can I get it????? love it!

  3. on 17 Dec 2007 at 5:04 pm Hottdog

    That God it’s a chicken and not – like, a decapitated baby or something…

  4. on 17 Dec 2007 at 6:36 pm diesel

    OMG, that was funny. What a horrible, horrible toy.

  5. on 18 Dec 2007 at 1:16 am Dan

    Holy cow. That thing is ridiculous. Like, it’s screaming bloody murder. How lovely. 😛

  6. on 18 Dec 2007 at 1:49 am mg

    Geez! My son had something like that once-like a smaller version of the one in the clip and it had candy in it. After he ate all the candy in it I convinced him to let me throw it away! Yes-it was a migraine stimulant!!

  7. on 18 Dec 2007 at 6:27 am Radaman

    This is not boring! Look at all the fun you can have with it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUT3P8nhSF8

  8. on 18 Dec 2007 at 11:38 am Karen

    Haha, here you go Christmas shoppers:

    From Stupid.com

    From Twisted Grins

  9. on 19 Dec 2007 at 10:00 pm Lemur

    Haha! This same chicken was given as a white elephant gift at a party I went to last night… haha! I wanted it so bad!

  10. on 21 Dec 2007 at 10:49 am GOD

    lol ware can i get one!!!

  11. on 14 Jan 2008 at 10:59 am christian gehrke

    The guy with the chicken looks way too serious. What an awful toy.

  12. on 14 Jan 2008 at 10:56 pm scott

    Here it is:

    http://www.amazon.com/Toysmith-ToySmith-Squawkin-Chicken/dp/B0009Z3MQU/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1200365741&sr=8-2

  13. on 14 Jan 2008 at 10:57 pm scott

    I ordered it immediately!

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