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Finals: They’re over now.

Well, it’s done now. I’m all done with finals for another semester.

No more English department. I’ve decided to drop my minor because I’ve figured out that, while Communications might be seen by some as a slacker’s major, at least it isn’t English. I’ve never seen such a useless crock. So, goodbye, explication and scholarly opinion forming. I’m through with you.

And goodbye Intro to Acting: I know I only took you because you were an interpersonal communication credit that wasn’t public speaking, but I think I came to appreciate you as one of the must frustratingly pointless classes that ever might have been fun.

So, in the spirit of Finals being over, I’d like to impart to some of you some excellent advice to ignore. So: here’s how to survive finals with grace and patience.

1) Don’t wait til last minute.
2) Don’t assume your resources will be easy to find.
3) Never have anything to do with the English department.
4) Seriously, English? You might as well major in factory working.
5) But at least factory workers get paid a lot.
6) And it’s not like the work is too bad anyway.
7) I worked at one all summer, its worth the work.
8 ) This stopped being a list a long time ago.
9) For real: don’t put things off til last minute.
10) Don’t be me.

And with that said, I am looking forward to a nice break from school in which I will return to regularly updating good content.

Here is another cat video, by the way, because I like them, and I like you, and I like combining things I like.

4 Responses to “Finals: They’re over now.”

  1. on 14 Dec 2007 at 6:15 pm Finicky Penguin

    My cat once did that to me. 😆

  2. on 21 Dec 2007 at 10:59 am Cheryl Gordon

    I can relate to this one! I have had many cats, kittens, kitties and they all could do this without a second of hesitation. Their needs must be met. We just need to understand that they always come first. Very good!

  3. on 26 Dec 2007 at 7:30 pm Blake

    I saw this video about a month ago and I must say that I nearly peed my pants when I watched it. I’m glad you put it on here, I always enjoy watching it.

  4. on 28 Dec 2007 at 12:33 pm worrymon

    Don’t be so harsh on the English major. It’s a great one if you want to pursue a graduate level legal degree.

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