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Free time.

Every time I mention to people that I write for a blog on the internet, someone’s bound to mention the idea that I have too much free time.

I feel like this is garbage, but even if it weren’t and I was somehow awash with spare time and not begging the clock to slow down just a little while as I feverishly block out the world to finish the thirty assignments I’ve fallen behind on in the last two or three weeks due to my application of all my attention on three other classes whose final projects seemed more pressing at the time, no matter if that were true, I’ll never ever ever have as much free time as the people who sit around and make these:

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the internet’s crowning achievement. We should all be ashamed.

13 Responses to “Free time.”

  1. on 01 Dec 2007 at 9:11 am Finicky Penguin

    They didn’t MAKE it. It was actual footage! :mrgreen:

  2. on 01 Dec 2007 at 11:35 am Marianne

    If YouTube had been around 225 years ago, that would be King George III of England up there. I wonder if fart jokes were as popular back then. :)

    WWGWS? What Would George Washington Say?

  3. on 01 Dec 2007 at 8:45 pm GOD

    lol its real

  4. on 01 Dec 2007 at 9:15 pm Deena

    Yeah it is actually footage. They ARE right if you are really busy like they say you wouldnt have put up a post. That teaches you work first play later.

  5. on 02 Dec 2007 at 3:27 am Bunk

    The smell of success. How many years has she been holding that one in? I bet there are many more to come.

  6. on 02 Dec 2007 at 3:33 am lousirr

    Do they not understand?

    What is important?
    What is?

    Be like children!
    Do you not understand?
    Free will?
    The Garden?

    Fly! You fools! Fly!

  7. on 02 Dec 2007 at 6:39 pm Stephanie


  8. on 02 Dec 2007 at 9:45 pm mg

    Ohh that was a good one! The clip, not the fart! I think many of those farting clips are pretty good-capturing perfect fart-like facial expressions, and movements. This is one case of a farting clip that didn’t stink!

  9. on 03 Dec 2007 at 2:18 am lousirr

    Just ignore me. or delete my comments. thanks.

  10. on 03 Dec 2007 at 3:07 am Where Do They Go? « Tacky Raccoons

    […] [Speaking of Natural Expressions, here’s this from SNTC.] […]

  11. on 04 Dec 2007 at 7:52 pm Finicky Penguin

    That has to be the most random piece of poetcrap ever. 😆 I love it.

  12. on 08 Dec 2007 at 1:27 am Andy from Beaverton

    “We should all be ashamed.”

    Oh please!!! I’ve seen the vids posted here. Watching Hitlery fart was funny. I’m sure if someone made the same farting sound with Laura Bush, you would be laughing your ass off.

    I pray that this nation is not so stupid to elect a socialist like Hitlery.

  13. on 12 Dec 2007 at 2:43 am Karen

    Quite the contrary, Andy from Beaverton, it’s not the person being teased here that bugs me, but the way in which she’s being teased. Fart jokes? They make me sigh.

    I sure as heck won’t be casting my vote her way, in any case, if that’s what you’re suggesting ;).

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