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More than 300,000 customers

That’s what has me shaking my head and getting a bit nervous when I look at this website.

It’s an online store for all your nuclear needs: radioactive ore, nuclear lab kits, meteorites, uranium, super magnets, and so much more.

For all you aspiring evil geniuses out there wondering how on earth you’re going to find the radioactive collectibles you need, look no further. I don’t know, maybe this stuff is harmless and I’m intimidated for no reason. However, this snip from the super magnet page really is a gem (and provides a great “who on earth would WANT this?!” moment):

“Our larger magnets can easily bruise fingers and
even break finger bones as they attempt to connect together….If you or someone in your household has a PACEMAKER or another electronic surgical implant, don’t even think of ordering these items.

Fun, right? Those were the little magnets. Here’s what they say about the super magnets:

“Beware – you must think ahead when moving these magnets.

If carrying one into another room, carefully plan the route you will be taking. Sensitive instruments like computers & monitors will be affected in an entire room. Loose metallic objects and other magnets may become airborne and fly considerable distances
– and at great speed – to attach themselves to this magnet.
If you get caught in between the two, you can get injured….Of all the unique items we offer for sale, we consider these items the most dangerous of all. Our normal packing & shipping personnel refuse to package these magnets – our engineers have to do it. This is no joke, and we cannot stress it strongly enough – that you must be extremely careful – and know what you’re doing with these magnets.
Two Super magnets can very easily get out of control and break fingers and even your arm if opposing poles fly at each other.”

HOLY COW. They’re selling HAND BREAKING/HOME DEBILITATING MAGNETS on the internet!? Who would want those?

…Don’t answer that.

5 Responses to “More than 300,000 customers”

  1. on 27 Oct 2007 at 2:10 am Andy

    I would. Defintely.
    Actually, that website is where I get some of my LED-throwie materials some.
    (Visit http://www.graffitiresearchlab.com for LED-throwie instructions; they’re great fun)

  2. on 27 Oct 2007 at 3:50 pm LeBlanc

    I now know what to get my nephews for Christmas.

  3. on 27 Oct 2007 at 8:10 pm Dan

    Their website could definitely use a redesign.

  4. on 28 Oct 2007 at 12:40 am Bunk

    Super flying bone-crushing maggots? Eeeew.
    Oh… wait, um, magnets… nevermind.

  5. on 28 Oct 2007 at 7:35 pm Lukie

    UNBELIEVABLE

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