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Fun with Balloons

i find your lack of helium disturbing

So. Clowns are, to a number of people, completely terrifying. Understandable. I used to do a little clowning for charity now and again, and picked up a talent that, clown-fearing or not, everyone finds at least slightly awesome (even if they don’t say so out loud). Balloon twisting.

Now, I could twist your puppy, giraffe, flowers and swords, hats, monkeys climbing up little banana trees, and even ducks and humming-birds. I thought I was hot stuff…until that is, I found this (ignore the not English, it’s the pictures we care about).

CHECK THESE OUT.

but not a real green dress, that’s cruel
You better believe I’d wear this. While holding perfectly still and avoiding friction and pointy things.

there’s a man in there!
There’s a man in there!

hypnotic
Remember my mind? Totally blown. I look at my one-balloon puppy in shame.

bike
Impressive I guess, but I sure wouldn’t want to be riding into the breeze on that thing.

simple and impractical
Even knowing it’s made of balloons, I would not be able to resist the urge to fling myself onto this with reckless abandon.

bunny!
Hey! A bunny…I can do a bunny…I can…oh forget it.

So. It turns out balloons are awesome and I highly recommend learning to become awesome at balloons.

7 Responses to “Fun with Balloons”

  1. on 08 Oct 2007 at 11:50 pm SPIIDERWEBâ„¢

    No way. These artists intimidate me. I’ll stick to balloon snakes.

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  4. on 09 Oct 2007 at 6:50 pm Finicky Penguin

    2 words: NO LIFE!

  5. on 11 Oct 2007 at 7:00 pm Fashion Directory

    “2 words: NO LIFE!”
    True!

  6. on 15 Oct 2007 at 1:34 pm scoopfeed

    RIP to the guy who blew all those balloons Lolz 😉

  7. on 23 Oct 2007 at 2:11 pm Desiree

    That is freakin rad!

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