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Caption this!

September 14th, 2007 by Karen

I found this image the other day, and have been struggling for a funny enough caption to make bring out the maximum amount of comedy:

ahhh

Look at that. It’s just so…full of potential. So, I’m going to try a caption contest! Anita’s were always such fun, I thought I’d try one myself! See if you can come up with the best caption. Just submit your caption as a comment.

Happy captions!

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40 Responses to “Caption this!”

on 14 Sep 2007 at 1:15 am jopari

Why yes, I DO have big teeth! HAHAHAHA!
on 14 Sep 2007 at 3:48 am kipusoep

Where is your own caption then?
on 14 Sep 2007 at 5:33 am Bob

Arghhh, yer meant to be in RED not WHITE! Who the heck ever heard of ‘little WHITE riding hood’? Sheesh … kids these days …
on 14 Sep 2007 at 5:54 am Jules

”My Grandma, what big teeth you have…”
on 14 Sep 2007 at 6:17 am Koesper

Oh grandma, what big teeth you have!
on 14 Sep 2007 at 6:19 am Nessa

Grandma, what big teeth you have.
on 14 Sep 2007 at 6:19 am Nessa

Girl, I just love what your sweater.
on 14 Sep 2007 at 6:52 am Wishva

OH! Dear, That was a fantastic joke.
on 14 Sep 2007 at 7:39 am Schalk

I Lol’d
on 14 Sep 2007 at 9:23 am Circa Bellum

“No, you’re going to eat me, just like in the story…”
on 14 Sep 2007 at 9:37 am LindaF

“The better to eat me wit.., hahaha CUT! hahahaha, sorry I’ll get the line right this time Goldilocks, promise”
on 14 Sep 2007 at 9:38 am LindaF

goldilocks = little red riding hood! Got my fairy tales all mixed up
on 14 Sep 2007 at 9:40 am Chris Reeder

Ha Ha Ha… That was toooooo funny!!!
on 14 Sep 2007 at 10:02 am BOSSY

“My, What Smelly Breath You Have.”
on 14 Sep 2007 at 11:37 am Ronnie Roach

You are going to turn me over to the Dog Whisperer for biting people? Now that is funny.
on 14 Sep 2007 at 3:45 pm Bunk

“…so I farted and blamed it on YOU this time!”
on 14 Sep 2007 at 3:46 pm Thom

While known for their superior guarding skills, German Shepards are notoriously bad joke tellers, often ruining the set-up by laughing through the punchline.
on 14 Sep 2007 at 4:34 pm Joe

“Haha, you did what with your moms toothbrush little girl?!?”
on 14 Sep 2007 at 6:59 pm Alpaca The Awesome

The girl is paying no attention to the dog. Her mom is spreading jelly on some cellophane bread. The dog is a WHOLE different story.
on 14 Sep 2007 at 7:21 pm LoveMeorDie236

Dog- yeah and then she was like ‘omg you should totally sniff my butt’ and he was like hahaha just looking at her, but anyways he was like.. hahahah let me tell ya! Let me tell ya!

Girl- Umm.. okay…
on 14 Sep 2007 at 8:55 pm diogenes

“Heil Hitler!” ….. no no wait… “Whats that joke about dead babies in a blender?”…..wait wait, I got it, here yah go.., the headline reads, “Innocence Touched By The Paw Of The Devil Dog. Struck Dumb/ Hypnotized By Unknown Forces” Hahahaha. Sickos abound. yes we laugh… but really here it is. Here is mine,,for true..and it reads, “Beautiful Photo Captured and subjected to unfunny captions by random dummies”
on 14 Sep 2007 at 11:54 pm Stella

Dog: So I says to her I says…
on 15 Sep 2007 at 12:18 am johnsadowski

i dunno, i think just a laugh trach of maniacal laughter would be about perfect.
on 15 Sep 2007 at 4:38 am Noah

“And she said, that’s not my tail it’s a snake!”
on 15 Sep 2007 at 7:04 am Alpaca The Awesome

Dog: Hey, heh heh, little girl. Guess what? I’m RABID!!! *laughing*
on 15 Sep 2007 at 10:38 am Cat

(Open on riotous laughter from Shepherd, polite smile from girl)

Shepherd: But wait…wait…wooh, it gets even better! Then the Old Lady…(more laughter)…she looks up at me and squeaks (speaks in falsetto)…Oh my, what big teeth you have….
on 15 Sep 2007 at 11:06 am Cold T

Rin-Tin-Tin meets the young Beatrix Kiddo, Master of the “Chin Squeeze”.
on 15 Sep 2007 at 1:45 pm CheeseDuck

“Thats what she said!”
on 15 Sep 2007 at 2:24 pm Katelyn

Girl: Nice bicepts.
on 16 Sep 2007 at 12:15 am prying1

So Goldilocks, Snow White’s mom told you it was a better pay scale playing Little Red Riding Hood???
on 16 Sep 2007 at 9:51 am Wolf Girl

Dog-Hurry a klennex plea….Achoooooooo, Nevermind
on 16 Sep 2007 at 12:38 pm becky

Little girl: So, (hehehehe) when that stupid poodle walked by, hehehe, i TOTALLY gave her THIS look . . . .’

Dog: nuh-uh!! aaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!! *phew* you kill me
on 16 Sep 2007 at 1:54 pm kudos

Oh my, what smelly breath you have grandma.
on 17 Sep 2007 at 4:44 am zegary

oh my! I love your sweater
on 18 Sep 2007 at 1:56 pm rahvin

Girl Loses Belching Contest

“Where do babies come from? Oh, you’re gonna love this one…”

“Guess what your brother did to your cat?”
on 29 Sep 2007 at 2:24 pm the rooster

Hahahah (dog says after hearing little girls joke about the cat) “Hahahah i don’t care who you are that’s funny crap right there!”
on 17 Nov 2007 at 4:27 am Katalog Stron

Grandma, what big teeth you have.
on 29 Jan 2008 at 12:45 pm Cory

Little Girl: Okay, Lets play Dentist
Dog: Alrighty then, check out this case of gingivitis!
on 29 Jan 2008 at 12:46 pm Cory

Little Girl: Okay Ripper, Let’s play dentist!
Dog: Alrighty then, wait till u see what i got in there, bring your face closer?
on 09 Apr 2008 at 10:59 pm Trina

Photographer: Smile!!
Dog: (Oh yeah, my smile is soo much better than her’s.)