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Caption this!

I found this image the other day, and have been struggling for a funny enough caption to make bring out the maximum amount of comedy:


Look at that. It’s just so…full of potential. So, I’m going to try a caption contest! Anita’s were always such fun, I thought I’d try one myself! See if you can come up with the best caption. Just submit your caption as a comment.

Happy captions!

41 Responses to “Caption this!”

  1. on 14 Sep 2007 at 1:15 am jopari

    Why yes, I DO have big teeth! HAHAHAHA!

  2. on 14 Sep 2007 at 3:48 am kipusoep

    Where is your own caption then?

  3. on 14 Sep 2007 at 5:33 am Bob

    Arghhh, yer meant to be in RED not WHITE! Who the heck ever heard of ‘little WHITE riding hood’? Sheesh … kids these days …

  4. on 14 Sep 2007 at 5:54 am Jules

    ”My Grandma, what big teeth you have…”

  5. on 14 Sep 2007 at 6:17 am Koesper

    Oh grandma, what big teeth you have!

  6. on 14 Sep 2007 at 6:19 am Nessa

    Grandma, what big teeth you have.

  7. on 14 Sep 2007 at 6:19 am Nessa

    Girl, I just love what your sweater.

  8. on 14 Sep 2007 at 6:52 am Wishva

    OH! Dear, That was a fantastic joke.

  9. on 14 Sep 2007 at 7:39 am Schalk

    I Lol’d

  10. on 14 Sep 2007 at 9:23 am Circa Bellum

    “No, you’re going to eat me, just like in the story…”

  11. on 14 Sep 2007 at 9:37 am LindaF

    “The better to eat me wit.., hahaha CUT! hahahaha, sorry I’ll get the line right this time Goldilocks, promise”

  12. on 14 Sep 2007 at 9:38 am LindaF

    goldilocks = little red riding hood! Got my fairy tales all mixed up 😉

  13. on 14 Sep 2007 at 9:40 am Chris Reeder

    Ha Ha Ha… That was toooooo funny!!!

  14. on 14 Sep 2007 at 10:02 am BOSSY

    “My, What Smelly Breath You Have.”

  15. on 14 Sep 2007 at 11:37 am Ronnie Roach

    You are going to turn me over to the Dog Whisperer for biting people? Now that is funny.

  16. on 14 Sep 2007 at 3:45 pm Bunk

    “…so I farted and blamed it on YOU this time!”

  17. on 14 Sep 2007 at 3:46 pm Thom

    While known for their superior guarding skills, German Shepards are notoriously bad joke tellers, often ruining the set-up by laughing through the punchline.

  18. on 14 Sep 2007 at 4:34 pm Joe

    “Haha, you did what with your moms toothbrush little girl?!?”

  19. on 14 Sep 2007 at 6:59 pm Alpaca The Awesome

    The girl is paying no attention to the dog. Her mom is spreading jelly on some cellophane bread. The dog is a WHOLE different story.

  20. on 14 Sep 2007 at 7:21 pm LoveMeorDie236

    Dog- yeah and then she was like ‘omg you should totally sniff my butt’ and he was like hahaha just looking at her, but anyways he was like.. hahahah let me tell ya! Let me tell ya!

    Girl- Umm.. okay…

  21. on 14 Sep 2007 at 8:55 pm diogenes

    “Heil Hitler!” ….. no no wait… “Whats that joke about dead babies in a blender?”…..wait wait, I got it, here yah go.., the headline reads, “Innocence Touched By The Paw Of The Devil Dog. Struck Dumb/ Hypnotized By Unknown Forces” Hahahaha. Sickos abound. yes we laugh… but really here it is. Here is mine,,for true..and it reads, “Beautiful Photo Captured and subjected to unfunny captions by random dummies”

  22. on 14 Sep 2007 at 11:54 pm Stella

    Dog: So I says to her I says…

  23. on 15 Sep 2007 at 12:18 am johnsadowski

    i dunno, i think just a laugh trach of maniacal laughter would be about perfect.

  24. on 15 Sep 2007 at 4:38 am Noah

    “And she said, that’s not my tail it’s a snake!”

  25. on 15 Sep 2007 at 7:04 am Alpaca The Awesome

    Dog: Hey, heh heh, little girl. Guess what? I’m RABID!!! *laughing*

  26. on 15 Sep 2007 at 10:38 am Cat

    (Open on riotous laughter from Shepherd, polite smile from girl)

    Shepherd: But wait…wait…wooh, it gets even better! Then the Old Lady…(more laughter)…she looks up at me and squeaks (speaks in falsetto)…Oh my, what big teeth you have….

  27. on 15 Sep 2007 at 11:06 am Cold T

    Rin-Tin-Tin meets the young Beatrix Kiddo, Master of the “Chin Squeeze”.

  28. on 15 Sep 2007 at 1:45 pm CheeseDuck

    “Thats what she said!”

  29. on 15 Sep 2007 at 2:24 pm Katelyn

    Girl: Nice bicepts.

  30. on 16 Sep 2007 at 12:15 am prying1

    So Goldilocks, Snow White’s mom told you it was a better pay scale playing Little Red Riding Hood???

  31. on 16 Sep 2007 at 9:51 am Wolf Girl

    Dog-Hurry a klennex plea….Achoooooooo, Nevermind

  32. on 16 Sep 2007 at 12:38 pm becky

    Little girl: So, (hehehehe) when that stupid poodle walked by, hehehe, i TOTALLY gave her THIS look . . . .’

    Dog: nuh-uh!! aaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!! *phew* you kill me

  33. on 16 Sep 2007 at 1:54 pm kudos

    Oh my, what smelly breath you have grandma.

  34. on 17 Sep 2007 at 4:44 am zegary

    oh my! I love your sweater 😛

  35. on 18 Sep 2007 at 1:56 pm rahvin

    Girl Loses Belching Contest

    “Where do babies come from? Oh, you’re gonna love this one…”

    “Guess what your brother did to your cat?”

  36. on 29 Sep 2007 at 2:24 pm the rooster

    Hahahah (dog says after hearing little girls joke about the cat) “Hahahah i don’t care who you are that’s funny crap right there!”

  37. on 17 Nov 2007 at 4:27 am Katalog Stron

    Grandma, what big teeth you have.

  38. on 29 Jan 2008 at 12:45 pm Cory

    Little Girl: Okay, Lets play Dentist
    Dog: Alrighty then, check out this case of gingivitis!

  39. on 29 Jan 2008 at 12:46 pm Cory

    Little Girl: Okay Ripper, Let’s play dentist!
    Dog: Alrighty then, wait till u see what i got in there, bring your face closer?

  40. on 09 Apr 2008 at 10:59 pm Trina

    Photographer: Smile!!
    Dog: (Oh yeah, my smile is soo much better than her’s.)

  41. on 01 Jun 2009 at 6:05 pm Chasing Distractions

    “…so the moral of the story is, never get a vasectomy from an unlicensed electrician!”

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