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Car lovers of America watch out – soon you’ll have to share your roads with high performance Cart Bikes like this:

Solution to Global Warming

Most people contend that Americans don’t ride bikes because we’re fat, lazy, and have millions of miles of roads with no shoulder or bike paths. Sure, these might be minor considerations, but the truth is that we face a historical deficiency in bicycle styling. The Cart Bike is the obvious solution.

Now if you could just add a Port-A-Potty to the back that converted human waste to energy, you’d have the perfect eco-friendly bike. Want to make your own Cart Bike? Check out Instructables for the step-by-step.

14 Responses to “The solution to global warming?”

  1. on 08 Sep 2007 at 3:31 am bob

    I wonder if the front brakes work?

  2. on 08 Sep 2007 at 5:23 am matt

    I’m 60% certain that the Cart Bike is 100% awesome.

  3. on 08 Sep 2007 at 6:57 am matthew

    it sucks lamo

  4. on 08 Sep 2007 at 7:24 am Alpaca The Awesome

    How very fergalicious.

  5. on 08 Sep 2007 at 8:28 am Nessa

    It needs a bigger seat. Those little seats always make my heinie hurt. Then it would be perfect.

  6. on 08 Sep 2007 at 9:16 am paulusp

    Um… why not just buy a bike trailer?

  7. on 08 Sep 2007 at 10:04 am Anita Bath

    Paulusp – because that’s where the Port-A-Potty is supposed to go! 😉

  8. on 09 Sep 2007 at 2:34 pm Nessa

    Are you game? Please play with me.

  9. on 15 Nov 2007 at 5:11 pm reca

    wouldnt that be pretty hard to turn though? i mean its a great idea but how would you turn with out struggle?

  10. on 20 May 2008 at 11:40 am Brandon

    that is damned stupid

  11. on 09 Jun 2008 at 1:18 pm tyler

    i totally agree with the hard to turn thing!

  12. on 29 Jul 2009 at 2:25 pm anant

    a love my earth & people living on it.
    i’ll try my best alone or with all earthian to protect the green earth. best of luct to every body

  13. on 29 Jul 2009 at 2:26 pm anant

    exillent then ferrari

  14. on 12 Nov 2009 at 2:30 pm jhon

    well maybe the poor guy cant afford a car ahaahahahahahaha
    I was joking ill say its to poor to be true

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