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The solution to global warming?

September 7th, 2007 by Anita Bath

Car lovers of America watch out - soon you’ll have to share your roads with high performance Cart Bikes like this:

Solution to Global Warming

Most people contend that Americans don’t ride bikes because we’re fat, lazy, and have millions of miles of roads with no shoulder or bike paths. Sure, these might be minor considerations, but the truth is that we face a historical deficiency in bicycle styling. The Cart Bike is the obvious solution.

Now if you could just add a Port-A-Potty to the back that converted human waste to energy, you’d have the perfect eco-friendly bike. Want to make your own Cart Bike? Check out Instructables for the step-by-step.

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9 Responses to “The solution to global warming?”

on 08 Sep 2007 at 3:31 am bob

I wonder if the front brakes work?
on 08 Sep 2007 at 5:23 am matt

I’m 60% certain that the Cart Bike is 100% awesome.
on 08 Sep 2007 at 6:57 am matthew

it sucks lamo
on 08 Sep 2007 at 7:24 am Alpaca The Awesome

How very fergalicious.
on 08 Sep 2007 at 8:28 am Nessa

It needs a bigger seat. Those little seats always make my heinie hurt. Then it would be perfect.
on 08 Sep 2007 at 9:16 am paulusp

Um… why not just buy a bike trailer?

http://www.camcarts.co.uk/bicycle_trailer_info.htm
on 08 Sep 2007 at 10:04 am Anita Bath

Paulusp - because that’s where the Port-A-Potty is supposed to go!
on 09 Sep 2007 at 2:34 pm Nessa

Are you game? Please play with me.
on 15 Nov 2007 at 5:11 pm reca

wouldnt that be pretty hard to turn though? i mean its a great idea but how would you turn with out struggle?