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Unless that special woman in your life is a huge fan of crazy vintage records, I suggest you not buy here this for Christmas (or any other occasion):

Worst Record

In fact, I’d suggest you not buy her anything that appears antique or has a picture of a woman (other than her) on it. Add to that: don’t buy her anything from a magazine, anything that she can wear, jewelry, soap, or makeup … unless she specifically asked for it. Even if she did ask for it, augment your gift with some flowers, because unless she put it on layaway chances are you’ll mess up.

Pic via Dark Roasted Blend

9 Responses to “What NOT to buy a girl for Christmas.”

  1. on 04 Sep 2007 at 4:32 am greycellsinxs

    d best thing you could do is take your girl shopping. that was she can buy her hearts desire & u can feel happy seeing her happy!
    Now everyone’s happy! yeah yeah!

  2. on 04 Sep 2007 at 3:06 pm Jayne

    That’s so funny that you should blog about this. I was just posting on ‘Bitter Women’ a couple days ago about what women really want. Heh. And I’ve got a whole load of people convinced there’s a “handbook” for how to understand women.

    Great, and true, gift tips!

  3. on 04 Sep 2007 at 9:32 pm Alpaca The Awesome

    Why did they sell stuff like that back then? Why do they sell stupid stuff now?

  4. on 05 Sep 2007 at 9:04 am Mr. Fabulous

    This is good advice. Thank you!

  5. on 05 Sep 2007 at 7:11 pm phil

    I have that record. What’s nice about it is that the letters are dictated to specific “words per minute”, which syncs up nice with all manner of beats.

  6. on 05 Sep 2007 at 8:44 pm BOSSY

    Bossy adds: Don’t buy her anything that ultimately requires Work.

  7. on 05 Sep 2007 at 9:58 pm MsRebecca

    Take her where she wants to go, let her choose her own gift.. Trust me on this.. it’s the only way..

  8. on 06 Sep 2007 at 3:34 pm Nessa

    Practical things are a big No No.

    Give me lots of money and let me buy my own prezzies.

  9. on 06 Jan 2008 at 1:45 pm Blake

    The best thing is actually that my mother’s boyfriend bought her raw meat for Christmas. She has never cooked in her life. Worst plan ever.

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