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Water Butts

Water Butt

Save the planet. Collect rainwater in a plastic facsimile of someone’s posterior, and then drink from it … this is what’s wrong with all the environmental crisis hype. It creates bizarre unnecessary industries such as this. I refuse to drink water from a butt, but if YOU want to, I won’t get in your way. Go for it. It’s cheaper than bottled water, “BUTT” it still tastes like…

They come in three race flavors, too: negro, caucasian, and badly sunburned european caucasian (the latter not pictured, “BUTT” may be found on the website). Y’all are completely on your own on this one.

Water Butts via Arbroath

These butts may also go well with the Water Butt Pump featured here a couple months ago.

6 Responses to “Water Butts”

  1. on 02 Sep 2007 at 12:32 pm Alpaca The Awesome

    Gee! I’m thirsty! Anyone want some butt water?

  2. on 02 Sep 2007 at 11:19 pm Bunk

    What’s even more absurd is that the manufacturer prints labels on them to aid those who are easily confused.

  3. on 03 Sep 2007 at 12:26 am MsRebecca

    That is asinine, but would be hilarious as a gag gift or just to tick off the in-laws, we have no water m.i.l. drink from the huge black a** on the counter! We don’t have cups either..

  4. on 03 Sep 2007 at 10:47 am MG

    “Uuuhhhm! This water is so good and fresh-tasting! Where did you buy it?” “It came from my a**” “Huh?” “My a**.” “Wha…” “See?” ha ha loads of fun!

  5. on 03 Sep 2007 at 8:09 pm Erica

    I didn’t know anyone still said “negro.” :)

  6. […] Before you blow snot all over your keyboard, note that in the UK, Australia and some other regions, receptacles for collecting rainwater are referred to as “butts.” […]

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