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These can’t be real

I just don’t want to believe that they are.

I mean, weird or unfortunate names are generally the result of some cruel parents…I just hope these people didn’t go the way of the future and choose to hyphenate their names. I think these news announcements would be enough, right?

poor sap is right


But it’s not like they’re real, right? Somebody tell me these are clever photoshops, so I can rest easy.

9 Responses to “These can’t be real”

  1. on 17 Aug 2007 at 4:14 pm Nessa

    Hyphenating should be illegal, period.

    I have seen some bad combinations in our local papers. Not good omens.

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  4. on 18 Aug 2007 at 2:37 am Katelyn

    I saw those on the Tonight Show! I think they’re real. Yet funny nonetheless!

  5. on 18 Aug 2007 at 6:04 am Erica

    Seems like the ones Jay Leno showcases on his show… those always crack me up.

  6. on 19 Aug 2007 at 9:21 pm bob

    bob is middle name. first name neil.

    i married a weave.

  7. on 19 Aug 2007 at 10:26 pm Alpaca The Awesome

    Most of them probly are.

  8. on 20 Aug 2007 at 7:28 am matt

    I bet it’s names like those that newspaper writers live for.

  9. on 22 Aug 2007 at 5:37 pm zogmama

    I used to work with a woman who was uber-pessimistic. She was Debbie Downer before … well, you get the picture. Her last name? Sinn-Payne.

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