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Caption This Elephant

August 6th, 2007 by Anita Bath

Woman in Elephant

Time for another caption contest. The rules are simple: just add your own funny/witty caption for the picture above in a comment, and the winning caption will be selected either by me or through a vote, depending on the number of entries.

Note that entries that aren’t appropriate for all ages will be removed (we have quite a few kids who read the site).

Pic via joe-ks (Thanks Bunk!)

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64 Responses to “Caption This Elephant”

on 06 Aug 2007 at 2:05 pm Dway

I can see him, it’s a boy!
on 06 Aug 2007 at 2:31 pm Henry Myers

In the events of the last few days we can safely say, humans, in fact, do taste like chicken.
on 06 Aug 2007 at 2:51 pm Greg Davis

After the examination, Dr Summeroff concluded that Dumbo will need his tonsills removed.
on 06 Aug 2007 at 3:21 pm Noah

“Well there’s your problem!”

“Trombo the elephant suffers from an obsessive compulsive eating disorder”
on 06 Aug 2007 at 3:27 pm Cori

And this, children, is why eating disorders, in this case bulimia, can destroy lives.
on 06 Aug 2007 at 4:17 pm Nessa

Elephant: MMMmmmbblllblblblmmbl?

Translation: When do I get to stick my head in your mouth?
on 06 Aug 2007 at 4:25 pm kudos

It seems that you have no cavites, but I think you should consider braces.
on 06 Aug 2007 at 4:34 pm Donnie Anderson

I shouldn’t receive credit for a creative comment because it was said by Homer Simpson, however here it is…:

“I came out of the elephants mouth right, because I all ready showered once today!”
on 06 Aug 2007 at 6:11 pm yf

That’s the problem with eating Chinese, half an hour later you’re hungry again.
on 06 Aug 2007 at 6:27 pm Mara

Well, whoever said that you had bad breath was obviously lying, I can’t smell anything!
on 06 Aug 2007 at 9:38 pm Red Pikmin

NOM NOM NOM.
on 06 Aug 2007 at 9:42 pm kaliya24

wow have she do this wow
on 06 Aug 2007 at 10:29 pm Dave

“I sure wish you had washed your face! Bleah!”

“And I really wish you had brushed your teeth! Yuck!”
on 06 Aug 2007 at 10:49 pm Adam Thompson

“This is why you should NEVER steal an elephant’s toothbrush.”

“C’mon….hurry and finish polishing my teeth. I want to look good for my big date tonight!”
on 06 Aug 2007 at 10:59 pm Bunk

It’s either “A Taste of Japan” or “A Taste of Kenya.”
on 06 Aug 2007 at 11:30 pm Another Jake

Having been accused too many times by bullies of having a peanut for a brain, Jane sadly attempts to end it all…
on 07 Aug 2007 at 5:25 am Mr. Fabulous

Gosh, I can’t top some of the ones you’ve already had…
on 07 Aug 2007 at 8:26 am Koesper

She shouldn’t have eaten her last Rolo in front of the elephant…

and if you don’t get it, look at this dutch commercial first:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyibWhOf_xE
on 07 Aug 2007 at 9:22 am Anonymoose

I said no tongues!
on 07 Aug 2007 at 10:40 am www.marcianos.com

La cabeza en el elefante…

Algunas fotos te llevan a pensar …¿por qué la gente hace esas cosas? no se si es un fake, pero me da la sensación de que no … mucha confianza en que el elefante no va a cerrar la boca de repente ……
on 07 Aug 2007 at 11:29 am dkw

YF takes the cake on this one!!
on 07 Aug 2007 at 12:37 pm hamtax

English Major.
on 07 Aug 2007 at 12:45 pm gr

Outside of elephants, books were her favorite interest. Inside of elephants. . well, it was just too dark to read.
on 07 Aug 2007 at 3:11 pm slgalt

“Got your nose!”
on 07 Aug 2007 at 3:38 pm Drew

I SAID, can I haz CHEEZEBURGER!!!
on 07 Aug 2007 at 4:57 pm Kelly

Tired of zoo visitors joking that they were so hungry they could eat an elephant whenever they passed by, Ella the Elephant SNAPPED!
on 07 Aug 2007 at 6:10 pm Alpaca The Awesome

The day Marie quit the zoo.
on 07 Aug 2007 at 8:41 pm Bunk

“By God, you’re right! I CAN see your tail!”
on 07 Aug 2007 at 9:10 pm Tom256

It’s a little large. Do you have the same hat in a size 7?
on 07 Aug 2007 at 10:07 pm Reeses Peaces

You got peanut butter on my girl.
on 07 Aug 2007 at 10:09 pm Raghu

Elephant : Allow me to eat you
on 07 Aug 2007 at 10:09 pm Pete Aldin

(Sing it with me)

Lollipop lollipop oo lolli-lollipop!
on 08 Aug 2007 at 1:32 am MG

“I know, I know, but Elron, we have to stop meeting like this!”
on 08 Aug 2007 at 2:00 pm koda

You really need to brush your teeth
on 08 Aug 2007 at 2:11 pm Justin

I has ur hed in my mouth lawl
on 08 Aug 2007 at 5:36 pm Chase

I don’t know what this elephant ate, but he’s throwin’ up a Chinese lady!
on 08 Aug 2007 at 8:10 pm renalfailure

“But our love is forbidden!”
on 08 Aug 2007 at 8:47 pm andra

I sure hope no one is taking a picture of this…
They might put it on Say No To Crack…
on 08 Aug 2007 at 8:52 pm BigJim

Although her life was saved, most medical experts still considered the radical facial constructive surgery to be a failure.
on 09 Aug 2007 at 12:09 am Cori

Betty Rubble: This is the last time I agree to fix the shower…
on 09 Aug 2007 at 2:26 pm Brittany

MMM! Chinese!!
on 09 Aug 2007 at 10:21 pm Karan

Another breach birth…
on 10 Aug 2007 at 1:26 pm johnsadowski

“My God. It’s full of stars!”
on 10 Aug 2007 at 1:27 pm johnsadowski

p.s. good one, Cori.
on 11 Aug 2007 at 4:04 am Kaitlin

I guess you’re right. Your tongue is longer than my face.
on 11 Aug 2007 at 1:35 pm Antilos

I just wanna say that I like those small elephants in the Stardust if you’ve seen this movie
on 12 Aug 2007 at 11:14 am ArbThinker

No, no you silly human. The saying is: “I’ve put my foot in it” not your face!
on 12 Aug 2007 at 11:15 am Doc

When told to “give head” this woman proved that brunettes are truly dumber than blonds.
on 12 Aug 2007 at 3:37 pm bg

“Yuppies make me sick…”
on 14 Aug 2007 at 2:41 pm Say No to Crack » Blog Archive » Vote for Your Favorite in the Elephant Caption Contest

[…] can see all submissions at the contest page, but here are my 7 favorite captions. Vote for yours at the bottom, or feel free to comment on one […]
on 15 Aug 2007 at 10:49 pm fonss

why the flat face, an elephant got your head?
on 15 Aug 2007 at 11:50 pm DazzlinDonna

Elephant: “Yuck! That didn’t taste as good coming back up.”
on 16 Aug 2007 at 2:26 am Ducky

Mmmm, tastes just like chicken.
on 16 Aug 2007 at 3:45 pm LA Weekly

EL PASO, TX- Mary Kearney, mother of three, passed away yesterday. The circumstances surrounding her death are still under investigation. It seems she died after a brief psychotic episode when she went looking for Ace Ventura Pet Detective in the wrong wing of the Huston Zoo. The funeral will be a closed casket. Zoo officials plan to turn over the body in 24-48 hours, once she’s been passed.
on 18 Aug 2007 at 2:15 am emerson

YUOO DO HAZ FLAVOUR!!
on 18 Aug 2007 at 7:20 pm sage

Do u haz a flavur?
on 19 Aug 2007 at 2:54 am Tenth Speed Writer

I said cheezburger.

You’re doing it wrong.
on 19 Aug 2007 at 3:36 am Matty poo

Whoever said sun brings happiness never stuck there head in an elephant
on 19 Aug 2007 at 3:36 am tdawg

Pinocchio? Is that you in there?
on 19 Aug 2007 at 3:37 am Roberto menorto

next to come… a trunk full of water
on 22 Aug 2007 at 3:41 pm Ted

“Quick! Hide in here!”…I can’t believe that worked
on 27 Aug 2007 at 1:08 pm Karyn

Hep, looks like we’ll have to take out your tonsils.
on 05 Nov 2007 at 9:10 am tari

mmmmmm the best kiss in my life
on 10 Apr 2008 at 4:01 pm jaydizzle

this gives a new meaning to ” getting head” !!!