
I’m almost positive it’s a scientifically proven fact: weird warning labels are some of the most fun things to read. I found a list of them and several of them are new to me:
Caution on a package of dice:
Not for human consumption.
Stamped on the barrel of a .22 calibre rifle:
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death. [I don't understand the phrase 'may cause death.' Cause death? It will kill you.
Instructions for an electric thermometer:
Do not use orally after using rectally. [oh yuck]
I also found this, which I’m told by my friends is completely old, but it’s new to me, and so much fun that I could not help but share it with anyone out there who, like me, has let this one slip under the radar for so long.




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My favorite warnings are the ones found on hot coffee take out cups. I can’t forget the idiot woman who burned herself on a cup of McDonald’s coffee and received a huge pay out from the stupid jury. (Yes, I’m jealous; /)
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Warning! People who follow Jesus may suffer persecution and death.
Remove child before folding! :))
Smoking kills! - this warning fails to work
Found on a Japanese Food Processor: Warning! Not meant for the other use.
I’m curious.
I am soooo doing that sparta thing at work as soon as possible!
unfortunately, that warning label is fake
i’m not sure if you knew that already, but i was just letting you know
http://www.warninglabelgenerator.com/
They did already know >_>
Did you see the hyperlinked “this”?
http://www.witty-quotes.com/
More fun labels and etc.