Comments on: Famous Poems, re-written…

By: Karen

Karen — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:42:57 +0000

You guys are so much more than brilliant. I salute you!

By: Another Jake

Another Jake — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:23:38 +0000

I claim right to artistic pronunciation of mariner. lol.

The Limerick of the Ancient Mariner.

There once was an old mariner,
Who shot a great bird from the air.
Repentance too late, his crew fell to ill fate,
Still the Wedding guest only could stare.

By: Shorty Bunuelos

Shorty Bunuelos — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:15:19 +0000

Fleas

“There’s a rhyme, ‘Adam Had ‘Em’,” said she;
Then explained, “It refers to a flea.”
“Or many,” she said,
While scratching her head,
“But maybe his fleas are on me.”

By: Collie Davis

Collie Davis — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:47:28 +0000

Beowulf

An explorer set out to protect
A king from a nasty insect.
Grendel’s the bug,
Whose own grave she dug,
That tenth graders now must dissect.