Subscribe Now!Smurf Village destroyed
July 12th, 2007 by Anita Bath
After bringing joy to children for almost 50 years, the Smurfs have met a sad end. A Mexican coffee farmer stumbled on the Smurf Village near the border with Guatemala, and promptly pulled all their mushroom houses to sell as souvenirs.
While there is no official news regarding the fate of the Smurfs, Jose Gargamel (the farm’s owner) issued this statement:
“We are deeply saddened by the loss of Smurf Village. We aren’t able to offer further information on the Smurfs’ whereabouts at this time, but we have begun producing lifelike Smurf snacks to satisfy the massive demand for information and Smurf products. These one-of-a-kind Smurfs, er … lookalikes, are exactly three apples high, chocolate covered, and very high in protein.
Please direct any questions to our processing department.”
via Yahoo News
Well, it’s certainly not Vanity’s house. That thing is hideous. It’s has to be Hefty’s. He more concerned about his muscles than his house. He should really take better care of it and as Papa Smurf says, “A great house is a clean hou… AAAAAHHHHHH”
José Gargamel, you son of a b*tch!!
That guy is really really small.
I hope there’s enough for a second helping. I can never stop at just one Smurf.
Grouchy Smurfy says, “I hate when they steal my smurfy house”