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And no cell phone, either!

Something about this judge’s decision reminds me of a classic punishment handed to a rebellious teen by a frustrated parent: “No girlfriend for you!!

And I have to say, it’s a pretty nifty idea.

Apparently he’s got this “dependent personality” disorder (which I’ve never heard of but firmly believe in I guess) and when faced with rejection by an ex, he struck her, cut her phone cord, and then stabbed himself. Because, you know, nothing solves a problem quite like self-knifings.

Rather than jail time, the judge decided a more fundamental solution was in order: the man is not allowed to have any girlfriends for three years. I didn’t know this kind of ruling was even possible, but I’m glad I know now! In fact, I support it wholly and would like to know where to submit a list of candidates for future girlfriend-bannings!

4 Responses to “And no cell phone, either!”

  1. on 29 Jun 2007 at 3:24 am Mist 1

    I put a self-imposed no boyfriend rule on myself for awhile. Now, I just have a Slampiece. So far, so good.

  2. on 29 Jun 2007 at 10:19 am nessa

    People who are going to use these kinds of disorders for their defense should have these kinds of appropriate punishments imposed.

  3. on 29 Jun 2007 at 4:53 pm neva

    i like it. wonder if i can use this on my son, next time he drags home a “hot girl” who’s SO not… hot. or nice. or worth the trouble it takes to learn her name. oy…

    apparently i have a whole different set of issues i need to deal with at some point in time…

  4. on 05 Jul 2007 at 12:31 pm Todd

    Hmmmmmmm…….I’m not quite sure, but I wonder if this steps on the toes of that darn constitutional guarentee fo the right to pursue happiness.
    Perhaps he cuold have insisted on a ban from knives or maybe a prescription is in order.

    BTW….Nice site.

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