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As 99% of you already know, this site has nothing to do with saying no to drugs. However, sometimes it’s necessary to take a breather for a public service announcement.

This time, it’s to say: “if you want to convince your friends that aliens visited your uncle’s cornfield, be clean and sober when creating the crop circles”:

Cornfield

The 35 year old driver who left this poor excuse for a crop circle obviously didn’t follow this advice, and is now serving time in a Dutch prison for impersonating an alien. Drug abuse and destroying four police cars will likely be listed as secondary offenses.

via Daily Mail

9 Responses to “Another Reason to Say No to Crack”

  1. on 27 Jun 2007 at 12:16 pm straydog scraps » On Crop Circles

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  2. on 27 Jun 2007 at 12:33 pm Diesel

    I would have thought that aliens did that for sure. Removed that guy’s brain, I mean.

  3. on 27 Jun 2007 at 12:38 pm VE

    How do we know that’s not just Alien NASCAR?

  4. on 27 Jun 2007 at 5:03 pm Youby

    It only happens in Holland.

  5. on 27 Jun 2007 at 11:58 pm johnsadowski

    it’s like those photos of spiders trying to make spiderwebs after giving them different drugs. except spiders can’t drive, so never mind.

  6. on 28 Jun 2007 at 1:07 am themolk

    Those whacky dutch…

  7. on 28 Jun 2007 at 2:53 am Bunk

    Yeah, like you’ve never driven through a cornfield with a bee inside.

  8. on 28 Jun 2007 at 3:41 am Armen

    “like you’ve never driven through a cornfield with a bee inside.”

    lol – nice one!

  9. on 29 Jun 2007 at 4:50 pm neva

    whoa. too funny!

    i think my boyfriend and i did something like this in Central California back in 1971 — after a particularly heavy petting session in the back seat of his car, parked conveniently in the middle of a barley field. nothing says “we were here” like a failed emergency brake. ; )

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