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Soon showing a little crack could land you six months in jail in Delcambre, Louisiana. To ease the burden of deciphering the confusing new dress code, Mayor Carol Broussard showed the following slide at a town hall meeting:

Clothing options for town that said no to crack

Mayor Broussard had quite a bit more to say on the new law:

If you walk up and your pants drop, you get a fine. If someone pulls your pants down, you’ll get a fine. If someone shoots you in the rear and your pants fall down, you’ll get a fine. If you change your baby in public and I can see the baby’s butt crack, the baby will get a fine or sent to jail.

Look, it may seem harsh but it’s pretty simple – if men or women feel like they might accidentally show their assets, they should wear dresses.

Linkthanks to Jase over at about:blank for this bizarre news story!

7 Responses to “Louisiana Town Says No to Crack – Literally!”

  1. on 18 Jun 2007 at 1:52 am VE

    And should the wind blow up your dress in a Marilyn Monroe-esqe moment, will you be fined then?

  2. on 18 Jun 2007 at 4:35 am kabalweg

    I hope ordinances like this will not reach our place. (^_^)

  3. on 18 Jun 2007 at 9:21 am Heikki Haldre

    Woohooo…. it’s the day for the drag queens! Guess the next time they’ll be shooting the movie “To Wong Foo” or “The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert”, it will be taking the queens thru Delcambre.

  4. on 18 Jun 2007 at 9:49 am nessa

    Do you also get a fine for being an ass?

  5. on 18 Jun 2007 at 4:16 pm paul

    what if you have a fine ass?

  6. on 19 Jun 2007 at 2:50 am Bunk

    DELCAMBRE, LA City motto: “Shine It, We Fine It.”

    (Having been in the area, there are a lot of whale tails that I’d prefer not to have seen. I don’t blame the city a bit. Some things you cannot “Un-See.”)

    Lo Siento, Delcambre…

  7. on 20 Jun 2007 at 2:31 pm Michael Garcia

    If we were to judge by the photo, maybe saying no to that crack would be ok! Geez, that’s the flattest ass i have ever seen. No crack would look fine with that kind of ass!

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