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UPDATE: Thanks for all your caption submissions in our most recent contest:

Caption Contest

I think this was a tough one to caption (and to judge). You can see all submissions at the contest page, but here are my 7 favorites captions. Vote for yours at the bottom, or feel free to comment on one you liked better.


“Oh, Sir Ralph, doeth me the pleasure of mounting thy noble steed, Segway, and travel to yon pub of ill-repute and mounting my noble steed until knight comes.” – from Howard

Sadly, despite King Arthur’s tax incentives, the Segway did not catch on during the Dark Ages. Historians blame its demise on the difficulty of retrofitting castles with electric outlets. – from Diesel

“I say, this contraption is much kinder to the family jewels than a horse!” – from VelvetVerbosity

“Yes, Dear, I DO have to make that ‘clip-clop’ sound.” – from Bunk (#1)

“Look at all we can accomplish, now that we have tenure.” – from Bunk (#2)

“This guy is in charge of a nuclear reactor. Seriously” – from Belarius (he really was serious here, wow)

“A bit more pricey than coconuts, but well worth the cost.” – from Keith

Which did you like best?
Total Votes: 374 Started: May 9, 2007 Back to Vote Screen

6 Responses to “Vote for Your Favorite in the Caption Contest”

  1. on 09 May 2007 at 6:35 am linkskywalker

    I might have figured the stereotypical Monty Python reference would come out on top. Bah and fie!

  2. on 09 May 2007 at 10:02 am Diesel

    Wow, I can’t believe I’m in the running. I love Bunk’s.

  3. on 09 May 2007 at 11:34 am Howard

    That’s funny, Diesel, since I love yours. And I’m just as surprised as you…about mine.

  4. on 10 May 2007 at 8:53 pm Bunk

    That’s funny, Howard, since I love yours. It can be read several different ways, what with the steed mounting and all.

    Actually, my favorite was the one submitted in Lithuanian. Complete non-sequitur that didn’t make the finals.

  5. on 10 May 2007 at 8:56 pm Bunk

    P.S. Bah and fie to those with stereotypical StarWars monikers…

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