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Note: this is a repost of one of my early favorites. Given Paris’s recent drama, I thought new readers might enjoy.

Have you ever noticed that Paris Hilton looks a lot like Smurfette?

Paris Hilton and Smurfette

The similarities don’t end at appearances either:

Smurfette: Premiered in 1981 on NBC
Paris Hilton: Born 17 February 1981

Smurfette: Was magically created out of clay by Gargamel to cause jealousy and competition between smurfs
Paris Hilton: Has a clay personality, thinks everyone is jealous, and wants famous men fighting over her

Smurfette: Considered to be the worst singer in all of Smurfdom
Paris Hilton: Did you ever listen to her album, Paris?

Smurfette: Wears tiny white dresses that barely cover her smurfly parts
Paris Hilton: Wears tiny white dresses, and often shows her, uh, smurfly parts

Smurfette: Always causing trouble, including flooding of the smurf village
Paris Hilton: Do we need to go into details?

Smurfette: Underwent extensive plastic smurfery to become a blond bombshell
Paris Hilton: Underwent extensive plastic surgery to transform her from smurfly-looking to tabloid-worthy

Smurfette: Has large smurf feet
Paris Hilton: Is embarassed that plastic surgery couldn’t shrink her large feet

Smurfette: Lives under a mushroom in a strange fantasy world
Paris Hilton: Lives a strange fantasy life, and (based on her smarts) presumably grew up under a mushroom

Coincidence? I think not. 😉

25 Responses to “Paris Hilton and Smurfette – Long Lost Twins?”

  1. on 07 May 2007 at 9:46 am Bob T Bear (esq)

    HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

    Definitely separated at birth.

    :@}

  2. on 07 May 2007 at 11:07 am Beenzzz

    Somehow, even though they are so similar, Smurfette is still classier.

  3. on 07 May 2007 at 12:43 pm Zoning Out Again (Random Ponderings)

    I can’t believe you listened to her cd!
    I know…blame it on the crack again! ;0)

  4. on 07 May 2007 at 5:53 pm Kuanyin

    What an amazing post–you nailed it! Hey, you’ve been tagged!

  5. on 07 May 2007 at 6:39 pm claire

    Consciousness? I think not. 😉

    – at first, that’s what I thought you wrote! It works…

  6. on 07 May 2007 at 10:07 pm Kelley aka brainyditzybrunette

    ROFL! And in the latest news about Paris…well, there’s no known record of Smurfette driving under the influence, on a revoked license…I don’t know about the 45 days in jail, since I recall an episode she spent in Gargamel’s dungeon! LOL Not to mention Paris snubbed an club owner’s invite in Jacksonville, Florida after he named his club in her honor. Smurfette? I don’t think she’s that rude! LOL

  7. on 08 May 2007 at 4:53 am Nessa

    Uncanny.

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  9. on 08 May 2007 at 8:20 pm Jill Urbane, The Mentor Mom

    Did Smurfette ever ask the governator to give her a get out of jail free card?

  10. on 09 May 2007 at 7:00 am Antilos

    Porno/movie/singer star :) Their appearances have some resemblance.

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  12. on 12 May 2007 at 10:23 am Mike

    One major difference between the two however is that it takes a little effort to find Smurfette on TV, while it takes a LOT of effort to NOT find Paris.

  13. on 22 May 2007 at 5:01 pm Laura

    This is fabulous! :)

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  15. on 15 Jul 2007 at 1:46 am RICk

    olha soh peitões dela…..caralho….ke gostosa……

  16. on 15 Jul 2007 at 3:28 pm dick tracy

    Nah! Yer all jealouse ’cause she’s classy.

  17. on 01 Aug 2007 at 1:13 pm Ash

    HAHA:) ^^

    fricken awesome…..

  18. on 07 Sep 2007 at 10:40 pm ProBlogReviews

    never did like smurfette or Paris

  19. on 08 Sep 2007 at 6:57 pm Stacey Marchet

    lol thats so funny

  20. on 12 Sep 2007 at 11:07 am Sanna

    Hi paris! I think ur very cute. And i like ur songs. I don’t know why everyone says that ur a bitch or something. I like u :)

  21. on 17 Sep 2007 at 9:17 am Bob

    Don’t insult Smurfette like that. Not cool man, she’s just a smurf, she can’t fight back.

  22. on 27 Sep 2007 at 10:46 am Pedo

    Smurfette is hotter anyway.

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  24. on 28 Jul 2009 at 5:47 am Gal

    BAHAHAHA
    Funniest think I’ve seen recently

  25. on 01 Feb 2010 at 4:58 am guitar hero

    yeah! i agree

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