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Friend for sale

Hey, I just thought I’d give a heads up for anybody looking around the market for an imaginary friend at a bargain price:

His name’s Jon Malipieman, and his creator’s just outgrowing him. He sounds very nice though, and I’m pretty fond of his picture:
Jon

Or, if Jon’s a little too expensive but you still want an imaginary friend, Tomily here is available through the 10th. Though, this guy sounds like the jealous type, based on his description, and his picture’s a lot smaller (what’s he trying to hide?)
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Can anybody find it in their hearts to provide a good home for these guys? Free shipping! While supplies last!

5 Responses to “Friend for sale”

  1. on 06 May 2007 at 6:59 pm boondoggle

    how much for tomily he sounds nice nad ive been looking for one, walter died of cancer last summer :'(

  2. on 07 May 2007 at 4:18 pm aware

    i bet that Madame Foster, Mister Harriman, and Frankie would take them in.

    http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/fosters/index.html

  3. on 08 May 2007 at 6:02 pm cujo

    I would totally buy this imaginary friend, but I’m not good with names so it’s be like, “Hey um, what’s your name? Wanna go get a soda?” and that would be just lame…

  4. on 19 Sep 2007 at 8:35 pm Stacy Fabian

    and they also said, that we couldn’t last togethe. Stacy Fabian.

  5. on 21 Oct 2007 at 7:53 pm Merrill Amram

    you had me suicidal, suicida. Merrill Amram.

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