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May 2nd, 2007 by Anita Bath
Time for another little caption contest. Just add your caption in a comment, and I’ll put a list of the best submissions up for vote in the next few days.
Winner gets heaps of praise and a link to their site (or the site of their choice). Special props to anyone who has the real story behind the photo.
Thanks Lennon for the pic!
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“This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere!”
So I’m rolling by the rock Excalibur is stuck in and think to myself, “I wonder if anyone has tried switching the light-sabre to ON?”. Bingo! Excalibur slides right out. But enough about me Guinevere, how’s the new traction control performing on your steed?
Since the SPCA and PETA nixed the Renaissance club’s plans to use horses for their jousting tournament, they had to settle for Sedgeway jousting.
“There is no end to the hipocrisy of the Baby Boomer generation.”
“To the Batcave!”
“I say my dear, tis a lovely day for a stroll on horseback is it not?”
“Knights of the Thunderdome”
Bill and Ted strike again.
“…and then I proclaimed ‘IT’ unto them thusly vanquishing the rapscallions.”
“Oh, Sir Ralph, doeth me the pleasure of mounting thy noble steed, Segway, and travel to yon pub of ill-repute and mounting my noble steed until knight comes.”
“Now I can catch that Potter kid on his blasted broomstick.”
“No sir,, oh gosh, this is embarrassing,,
I said I needed a transition between topics.”
“So then I said to Woz,, Polo?! How about jousting!”
“If we don’t start walking…we won’t be able to fit into these clothes either!”
Sadly, despite King Arthur’s tax incentives, the Segway did not catch on during the Dark Ages. Historians blame its demise on the difficulty of retrofitting castles with electric outlets.
So I says to King Arthur “Art, baby” you really want to go to Jeruselam ? Why can’t we Crusade against Cabo San Lucas ?”
“Dude, Where’s My Car?”
“They see me rollin…they hatin….Tryin ta catch me ridin dirty, tryin ta catch me ridin dirty…”
Now all they need are chrome spinners. :0D
“You ever been laid…..me neither.”
“I say, this contraption is much kinder to the family jewels than a horse!”
“Lord Bathquat, I insist that this planet remain for our inhabitation.”
“So it shall, Lady Zethkwar, so it shall.”
My kingdom for a horse I said and they gave me these.
Living in San Francisco can be so demanding.
“Yes, Dear, I DO have to make that ‘clip-clop’ sound.”
“Look on the bright side. If we didn’t do this every Summer Solstice, we’d have no life at all.”
“Because Al Gore said so, that’s why.”
“Honey, as I’ve always said, when you marry a Dork, you must live like a Dork.”
“You know, dear, it’s times like these that make me so proud to have voted for Ralph Nader.”
“Look at all we can accomplish, now that we have tenure.”
“Ooooh… mine finally kicked in… do you see the fluorescent weasels, too?”
“My other Segway is a White Horse.”
Mada – reiklus dalykas. Juk pagrindinis tikslas – išsiskirti iš kitų. Bet kokia (pavyzdžiui, 100 JAV dolerių) kaina… (Say No to Crack)
“Dammit Arthur, you’re the one that stole the Deloreon from that kid…now just where in the hell did you park it? I’ve got a blod letting appointment this evening back at the castle!”
Oh…I meant ‘blood letting’ not ‘blod letting’.
“This is how I hold my lance.”
Were they invented by Da Vinci? He was way ahead of his time.
I HAS TECHNOLOGY
Tensions rise as, representing their rival gangs, The GRAND LORD EUGENE FESSENBERGER of the Royal Knights of the Robert M. James Hall of Engineering and The HIGH COUNTESS GERDY POLYCHRONOPOLIS of the Divine Ladies of the Diane V. Lewis Hall of Arts and Letters square off to negotiate terms for a cease-fire in their fierce battle over the Arnold Pew Rec Room.
“Silver Knight & the Lazy Opera Singer”
FYI:
This is a picture taken at Reed College’s “Renn Fayre,” an all-out campus-wide party/event to celebrate the completion of senior theses. Check the rennfayre tag on Flickr for other photos from this event (and from previous years).
As an added bonus, this guy is in charge of a nuclear reactor. Seriously.
Yes, I know, and another advantage is that we don’t have to clean up horse poo either.
“A bit more pricey than coconuts, but well worth the cost.”
“I may not have found the Holy Grail but I came away with a nice parting gift.”
Yeah… you cant believe! everything is round. from zero to stars. *****
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that’s what you’re going to get, the strongest castle in all of England.
OK, but if I fall off we’ll definitely burn as a witch.
that guy looks like Tommy Chong
“Having let themselves go over the years, Rip Torn and Susan Sarandon had to resort to extreme measures if they were to win the leads in “King Arthur’s Marathon.”
“So… Mr. Spielberg, I know these props MAY seem odd, but I think you’re going to love my idea for a modern rendition of the classic ‘300.’”
Or
“Weird Al throws the BEST renaissance festivals EVER. Don’t you think?”
Hath thou seen my laptop? It vexes me to end that I hath misplaced it.
“Now that we’ve blended in with the indigenous people… We attack at dawn.”
OR
“These training steeds blow.”
My wife was such a trollop that once she got here, to Heaven, they would give her only roller skates.
To get there you have to put the right slant on these things
“…And so that’s how I saved Christmas.”