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April 29th, 2007 by Karen
I was talking to a friend of mine the other day, about the internet, and about websites.
“You know,” she said, “I ought to make a website about–”
And here I interrupted her, because I am a total jerk. “You know,” said I, “you might as well not. I promise, whatever website you’re thinking of, already exists.”
“No,” said she, “Mine would be–”
“–The exact same as another website,” I repeated. “You underestimate the internet. There’s a website for literally everything. Everything.”
Everything, I said, though I didn’t honestly believe it in my heart, not fully. But, one crazy boring evening and a random Google search later, Stuff On My Cat reared its head. It’s just a collection of pictures of…stuff, sitting on top of cats. And I knew then that my prideful claim had been painfully, terrifyingly correct.
This, my friends, is the the beginning of the end of the internet. I mean, once you’ve reached stuff on cats (it’s just stuff on cats, people!! STUFF on CATS), you really don’t have that much farther to go. I mean…stuff on cats?!
Stuff. On cats. I’m going to go outside and remind myself what the sun looks like. I hear there’s fresh air out there…
Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.
I love Stuff On My Cat. They even have books. I bought my wife one as a stocking stuffer.
It really is cute as can be.
I’ve been looking for that website! I love those cat sites! So interesting, so entertaining, so funny, so…okay, I lie…
dude stuff on my cat rules. it’s hilarious. they just came out with a dog counterpart too.
Don’t forget Cats In Sinks!
http://catsinsinks.com/
You forgot to mention the ridiculousness of the existence of Stuff on My Cat online store.
Not only am I disappointed that so many cat sites exist (and I’m, technically, a cat person), but also the very fact that some of these pictures shouldn’t even qualify as “stuff on a cat” — a cat wearing a sweater? That’s debatable. A man holding the skeletal jaw of some amphibious creature around his cats head? That’s not “stuff on my cat” that’s just a lame excuse to post a picture of your cat on the internet.
What if it was cats on cats? Or cats on dogs?
Interestingly, I got a “Stuff On My Cat” Calander for my birthday.
Oh, here’s another one - the Random Kitten generator:
http://www.randomkittengenerator.com/
And don’t forget the ultimate, addictive, what-your-rss-reader-was-made-for “I Can Has Cheezburger?”:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/
I cannot believe you all left out it’s sister website. Stuffonmymutt.com. You all are fired.
Don’t forget http://www.syberpunk.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?page=oolong for the old standby: a bunny with little pancakes(/cinnamon rolls/bread/etc) on its’ head.
Don’t diss the stuff on cats, man! Have you ever owned a cat? Getting the buggers to stay still long enough for you to put stuff on them AND take a picture is a real art. Takes skill and patience.
Putting stuff on dogs is, by comparison, easy.