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“Crazy” Libs!

You remember Mad Libs? Those little books of stories with words blanked out, and you had your friends fill in the words so that the story made no sense? Man, I had so much fun with those when I was little, and finding this website recreation just totally made my day.

They’ve got a pretty nice collection of stories, and if you’re into that kind of (admittedly childish) humor, you should have all kinds of fun with this. Here’s a story I created about a Knight and a Dragon:

“Once upon a time, there was a fuzzy knight named Jasper, who, by his valiant taste, saved the kingdom from the dry dragon and murdered the princess in the nick of time. He rode his soapy duck from the crappy tundra upon which the kingdom was built, journeying into the unknown. He was morose and did not stop for fear the dragon would shank them all [that last phrase? My absolute favorite.].

By and by, he came to a giant mirror which blocked his path. He stopped and waddled cheerfully to himself. Then, summoning his grumpy sorrow, he washed the mirror out of his way and continued onward.

At last, he reached the dark cave of the silky dragon. The dragon curdled at his approach. They fought half-heartedly. The battle was conniving and cold, raging a whole three seconds, until at last, the knight seized the dragon by the shin and ate him in the uvula [second favorite 😀]. The princess was grateful, and the knight pranked her over his shoulder and returned to the king. The two promptly fell, and they lived wistfully ever after.”

Haha, ooooohhh my. I think it’s almost funnier when the phrases actually make sense…though, I think I might find this whole thing funnier than I should. Enjoy!

4 Responses to ““Crazy” Libs!”

  1. on 25 Apr 2007 at 11:43 am Amy

    This is what I made at the mad lib site…it made me I used to in high school:

    Love Letter

    Dear Sweetheart,

    I lay awake all month thinking of you, your fast smile, and our tryst in the beach. Happily, I recall our meeting, how my heart flirted with humor when I first saw you. How chubby you looked in that green pants and those two sexy sweatshirts on your breasts!

    I cherished every moment we were together and was horny when our date came to a close. I can’t say how desperately I regret spilling lube on your head; you were happy about it, however, for which I am grateful. You are so beautiful when you’re happy.

    You’re sloppy most other times. Your eyes are like deep pools of water, warmed in the moonlight. Your cheeks are as rosy as underwear. Your lips are like succulent bananas. Your hair is blue like a kangaroo on a summer’s day. Your butt cheeks are two enormous circles of confidance.

    I can’t wait to bathe with you again. Write soon.


    Your Friend

  2. on 27 Apr 2007 at 3:41 pm geneva

    I saw this and thought you would enjoy it

  3. on 27 Apr 2007 at 3:42 pm geneva

    dag nabit, you dont allow html

  4. on 04 Dec 2007 at 12:11 am ~~angel~~

    omg thoses r sooo hillarious good job btw byez

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