Comments on: A Hero of Ducks http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/04/22/a-hero-of-ducks/ Random funny stuff, videos, pictures, games, and more Sun, 13 Mar 2011 15:47:01 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: z http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/04/22/a-hero-of-ducks/comment-page-1/#comment-17079 z Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:42:05 +0000 http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/04/22/a-hero-of-ducks/#comment-17079 Show of hands, then? When I first moved to THE CITY, there was a huge cluster**** on a main highway on which I was commuting one evening. As I crept closer, it became apparent that people were stopping and going around a very frantic mama duck who was trying to cross the road (no chickens available for a punch line)with her brood. Duck's brains being somewhat small, she'd get one duckling from the median to the shoulder, but when she went back for the next one, number one would follow her. What would you do? I put my car on the shoulder with hazard lights on, waved my arms (I'm not tall, but a lot taller than a duck), and scooped up five baby ducklings in my arms. Perhaps not well thought out, but I felt better. I did find out, however, that this is a ticketable offense in Minnesota. I got off with a warning. Show of hands, then? When I first moved to THE CITY, there was a huge cluster**** on a main highway on which I was commuting one evening. As I crept closer, it became apparent that people were stopping and going around a very frantic mama duck who was trying to cross the road (no chickens available for a punch line)with her brood. Duck’s brains being somewhat small, she’d get one duckling from the median to the shoulder, but when she went back for the next one, number one would follow her. What would you do? I put my car on the shoulder with hazard lights on, waved my arms (I’m not tall, but a lot taller than a duck), and scooped up five baby ducklings in my arms. Perhaps not well thought out, but I felt better. I did find out, however, that this is a ticketable offense in Minnesota. I got off with a warning.

]]> By: Steven Bothe http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/04/22/a-hero-of-ducks/comment-page-1/#comment-16801 Steven Bothe Sun, 22 Apr 2007 10:13:00 +0000 http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/04/22/a-hero-of-ducks/#comment-16801 Sounds like you like Ze Frank, HE LOVES DUCKIES!! Watch his show at http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/ ALL 'BOUT DUCKIES Sounds like you like Ze Frank, HE LOVES DUCKIES!!

Watch his show at
http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/

ALL ‘BOUT DUCKIES

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