In Japan, everything can be accessorized. Kind of like the U.S. in the Eighties, just with fewer commodore 64’s and cuter cartoons.

This year’s must have accessory? This little piece of golden poop:

OK, OK, I don’t know if it’s exactly the “must have” accessory of the year, but the manufacturer has already sold over 2 Million of these poop charms, each for the sole intent of attaching to your cell phone.

For only a few dollars, you can purchase your own at Rakuten. It even looks like they come in nice little displays:

Unless you’re Japanese, I’m not sure how you would go about the purchase, but I’ve done my duty. As the old saying goes: “I can only lead you to the poop, the rest is up to you.”

And for that guy in your life who might want a sportier poop charm, try the poop catcher’s mitt:

Now that’s what I call manly!

via Gizmodo

I’m a music geek, so that fact may be one prevalent reason I find this video hilarious:

I don’t know which is sadder: the fact that all those songs are so alike, or the fact that he took the time out of his life to string them all together that way. But it’s true. Terribly, terribly true: there is nothing new under the sun, and if there is nobody really seems to care to try hard enough to create it.

Also, fun side note: Pachelbel’s name actually is Johann.