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World’s Largest Toilet

In recognition of the ever widening American posterior, Florida officials are planning for the inevitable future by building the world’s largest toilet:

World’s Largest Toilet

I interviewed the manager of the Goldan Corral buffet across the street, who could barely subdue his excitement:

“From adding tableside troughs to widening our toilet stalls every two years, the Golden Corral does everything possible to serve the needs of our herd … er, I mean, guests.

But now with the opening of the world’s largest toilet across the parking lot, we can spend more time focusing on developing new entrees, such as twice fried frosted butter sticks, and less on extracting our patrons who often get stuck in our bathrooms.”

Don’t believe it’s real? Check out Google Maps.

via The Register

6 Responses to “World’s Largest Toilet”

  1. […] Someone’s building a giant toilet. As in the worlds largest. No really. And go figure, it’s in my idiotic state of […]

  2. […] Original post by Anita Bath […]

  3. on 15 Apr 2007 at 11:56 pm Anthony

    Wow, that’s one heck of a crapper.

    I have enough ex wives to fill one of those every day with all of the bs that come’s from them.

    Journey Through Divorce

  4. on 16 Apr 2007 at 5:22 pm Miss Cellania

    Oh, that’s priceless!

  5. on 16 Apr 2007 at 5:44 pm BOSSY

    Florida didn’t build the world’s largest toilet – Florida is the world’s largest toilet.

  6. on 16 Apr 2007 at 9:36 pm Bunk

    Hmmm… largest toilet… Florida… Alligators breeding in the sewers… Add a giant toilet auger and By God there’s gotta be a country song in it.

    “I Left You Cleaner Than the Bowl”
    “Gator’s Gonna Getcha Once I Breach the Blockage”
    “Don’t Flush the Kid’s Pets No More, Honey”
    “Bulimia Makes Me Puke, But Not As Much As This”

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