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Pistol
The face of cold, steely sadness :(

A Wichita man was shot earlier this week…by a gun that was thrown in the trash. Luckily, the man was not killed, but his hand was injured when he accidentally hit the trigger of a pistol in the trash he was helping to unload.

So, next time you want to get rid of your gun: wait, think, and consider the gun. It has feelings too. And apparently it’s a hothead and will shoot you in your hand the second you abandon it. Please, think of the guns.

5 Responses to “Guns don’t kill people…Trash kills people. With guns.”

  1. on 14 Apr 2007 at 2:27 pm froggywoogie

    It’s holder must have been in a hurry to get rid of it after being “busy” with it lol

  2. on 14 Apr 2007 at 3:17 pm Diesel

    Somebody threw a loaded gun in the trash? My wife gets mad at me when I throw those plastic six-pack things away without cutting the rings so the birdies don’t get strangled.

  3. on 15 Apr 2007 at 12:48 am bunk

    Wow. There’s a pleasant story. Remember that handguns are an endangered species. I hope you never NEED one… might save your life.

  4. on 15 Apr 2007 at 4:45 am Freelance Cynic

    Guns don’t kill people. Wabbits do.

  5. on 15 Apr 2007 at 4:20 pm Anthony

    Silly wabbit, trix are for kids…

    To tell you the truth, if I were tossed in the garbaged, I’d probably shoot the person that tossed me in the garbage too. I think we should hire a good defense lawyer for the gun. It was definitely justified.

    Anthony
    The Insane Membrane

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