Subscribe Now!Ideal Pets
April 13th, 2007 by Bunk Strutts
The following pets are very quiet, don’t demand a lot of attention, and won’t damage the furniture. Plus, you won’t have to clean up their little Number Ones and Number Twos, and they even feed themselves!
“Jabba” strikes a thoughful pose. He likes a good story, especially one with a “Charlotte” in it.
Look! Barney’s laughing! “Little Miss Muffett” cracks him up every time.
Awww. Lulu is sleepy. Sing her a song, something about a waterspout. She likes that one, and will be fast asleep in no time.
Furthermore, they are completely harmless, unless you fall asleep and they crawl down your throat and into your ear canal via the eustacian tube where they make their way up to your brain to control your every move for the next 48 hours before you die a slow painful death as a zombie, eaten from the inside out. Or not.
How can you not love something as furry, adorable and self-sufficent as these little guys?
More cute photos at Dark Roasted Blend.
Those are surprisingly cute!
The eyes on the second spider actually look just like the on-off button on my desktop. I wouldn’t want to press one to see what happens though.
They are almost uglier than Don Imus.
…or almost uglier than Mike Nifong.
I retract that. Mike Nifong is uglier.
Absolutely ideal pets, if by ideal you mean terrifying beyond all imagination. If I were to meet one of those in my house, I’d move.
No, no no no, no, way!
Probably these are only ideal in pics; they wont be that good in real life!!!! i would prefer having an equarium containing some beautiful fish inside!