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Ideal Pets

The following pets are very quiet, don’t demand a lot of attention, and won’t damage the furniture. Plus, you won’t have to clean up their little Number Ones and Number Twos, and they even feed themselves!

Cute Spider

“Jabba” strikes a thoughful pose. He likes a good story, especially one with a “Charlotte” in it.

Another cute spider

Look! Barney’s laughing! “Little Miss Muffett” cracks him up every time.

Yet another cute spider

Awww. Lulu is sleepy. Sing her a song, something about a waterspout. She likes that one, and will be fast asleep in no time.

Furthermore, they are completely harmless, unless you fall asleep and they crawl down your throat and into your ear canal via the eustacian tube where they make their way up to your brain to control your every move for the next 48 hours before you die a slow painful death as a zombie, eaten from the inside out. Or not.

How can you not love something as furry, adorable and self-sufficent as these little guys?

More cute photos at Dark Roasted Blend.

7 Responses to “Ideal Pets”

  1. on 13 Apr 2007 at 11:09 pm Anita Bath

    Those are surprisingly cute!

    The eyes on the second spider actually look just like the on-off button on my desktop. I wouldn’t want to press one to see what happens though. 😉

  2. on 13 Apr 2007 at 11:16 pm Rhea

    They are almost uglier than Don Imus.

  3. on 14 Apr 2007 at 12:48 am Bunk

    …or almost uglier than Mike Nifong.

  4. on 14 Apr 2007 at 1:10 am Bunk

    I retract that. Mike Nifong is uglier.

  5. on 14 Apr 2007 at 1:48 am Karen

    Absolutely ideal pets, if by ideal you mean terrifying beyond all imagination. If I were to meet one of those in my house, I’d move.

  6. on 14 Apr 2007 at 4:24 pm Lady Banana

    No, no no no, no, way!

  7. on 15 Apr 2007 at 11:49 am ravianz

    Probably these are only ideal in pics; they wont be that good in real life!!!! i would prefer having an equarium containing some beautiful fish inside!

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