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Wedding Ring Coffin

Divorced (or planning to be)? Looking for the perfect method for ditching that old wedding ring? If so, consider the Wedding Ring Coffin:

Wedding Ring Coffin

For approximately $30, you can give your ring a fitting resting place. No detail is spared – solid wood, velvet interior, and your choice of engraved brass plaques:

Wedding Ring Coffin Plaques

Seriously though … would you buy this for yourself? Seems like a funny novelty gift, but why pay $30 to get rid of a ring when you could have a jeweler engrave “Jennifer A. + Brad P. Forever” inside then sell it on ebay? Or just wait until December and mail it to Santa (P.O. Box 56099, North Pole, Alaska 99705-1099). He likes shiny things.

Link – Thanks Sarah (who wishes it was 5’10” to fit the ex) and Steve!

12 Responses to “Wedding Ring Coffin”

  1. on 28 Mar 2007 at 12:15 am Anthony

    Way cool… I need one of those, but not sure I’m ready to part with the ring just yet.

    Anthony
    Journey Through Divorce

  2. on 28 Mar 2007 at 2:00 am Cassie

    I’d definitely dish out $30 for that. I’d put the wedding ring that my ex didn’t even pay for in it, then shove the whole box up his a$$ :)

  3. on 28 Mar 2007 at 9:34 am Britney

    Now y’all think I can store a K-Fed ring and an ol’ pair of panties in thar?

  4. on 28 Mar 2007 at 3:51 pm Miss Cellania

    Psst! Don’t tell anyone, but wedding rings CAN be recycled!

  5. on 28 Mar 2007 at 4:37 pm PZR

    Goddammo.com has a better idea — they’ll melt your wedding and recast it as a bullet. I don’t think the bullet would actually work in a gun. It would make an interesting charm for a bracelet, though.

  6. on 28 Mar 2007 at 6:10 pm Simon

    What about one big enough for your spouse as well?

  7. on 29 Mar 2007 at 3:09 pm blondie

    Talk about a great Halloween gift!

  8. on 07 Apr 2007 at 11:06 pm Bonni

    I sent this to Mobid du jour one of my favorite web sites. The Comtesse loved it and said she would like to include it in her trinket du jour. Word of mouth and more advertising outlets at your fingers. Love the idea. Check out her site http://www.asylumeclectica.com/asylum/morbid/index.html

  9. on 02 Aug 2007 at 12:34 am Bri

    I would like to spend more $30 and present this coffin to my ex-wife on her birthday. There is also a lot about wedding ring coffin business at Quotes Treasury.

  10. on 30 Aug 2007 at 12:59 pm Jack

    Jack…

  11. on 13 Jan 2008 at 1:55 pm william

    helloo i will like to no the type of card u do accept and the type off coffin you do have in stock

    best regerd william robert

  12. on 11 Jan 2010 at 9:53 pm Ringman

    Take your time choosing them – you are probably going to have them on for life. Then with that wedding ring on your finger, go live life to the fullest.

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